Audrey Inglis

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

one for the gworls

Such a treat to see the hilarious @AtsukoComedy who’s so talented she can even - get this - digest gluten.

Do you ever just feel like

I never tweet about Wordle but today’s was so bad it literally made a giant L to mock me Wordle 282 6/6 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@ITYSL Would love one

@ITYSL @_NicoSuarez_ Since I’m clearly not part of this turboteam I guess I’ll just WALK. SLOWLY. @ITYSL

@ITYSL Would love one for a gift for @_NicoSuarez_

@qhopp Not that I remember a single thing about the plot but THIS LULLABY THO

the HOLD that Sarah Dessen novels had on adolescent girls in 2008

beware of ppl who supposedly cry over strangers’ fetuses if it sounds psychotic it’s cause it is

Texas banned mask mandates claiming they believe in personal autonomy without big government—and then passed an abortion ban that would force a rape victim to carry to term & give those who snitch $10K. It was never about personal autonomy. It was always about controlling women.

After WWII, the richest faced a 91% tax rate. A one-time 91% tax on billionaires' pandemic wealth gains would raise enough to cancel all student debt and leave the average billionaire $230 million richer than before the pandemic. Instead they pay the lowest tax rate in the U.S.

Just tested positive for breakthrough Covid after thinking I had allergies. My symptoms are mild, my boyfriend and the rest of my family who are all vaccinated are negative. Vaccines work.

@qhopp We spent so much money renting this on iTunes because we refused to admit we would watch it enough to justify buying it

oddly specific zillennial memory: the baddest bitches who ever lived

Lake Highlands High School valedictorian Paxton Smith used her 3-minute speech to attack Texas’ new restrictive abortion law after making a last-minute speech switch. It's now gone viral. Tonight on @wfaa, you'll get to hear from her about everything that's happened since.

I hear my Republican colleagues going on about a 'labor shortage' in this country. Well, in Pennsylvania and elsewhere, some employers have raised wages — you know what? People came back to work in a hurry.

Any chance we can get this mandate for [gestures in the direction of all Black people]

@relda_etselec #naked4neil

Join the movement

Say it with me: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

@qhopp Oh boy do I

Remember when @asinglis and I were 14 and we created a whole soap opera