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@MichelleOwen7 @HLTCO Haha my son now works with me 😳😳😳

@HLTCO Feel this! Goes so quick. My son had his last day in preschool yesterday ahead of reception in September. All the emotions!

@toychloe Well you are pretty perfect so it's a yes from me 🥰

Afternoon my lovers! What do you think of this little number?

@Lord_Arse Oooo prefer the bacon but they are good

I have the best crisps in the world for lunch. No arguments.

@BintyMustard 11 I'm such a good boy

5 🤷🏼‍♀️ I mean come on. Most of these are just general things everyone done right?! Right?! (PS: As I’m from 🇬🇧 I’m classing a clay pigeon shooting session as firing a gun 😂)

@JudieannRose He is in the drains 😳

My street has so many kids whizzing about on their bikes that I keep expecting Pennywise to appear.

@Chris_Coxxx3 @XxBrookLogan @myfanstash @Medusasgaze_xxx You lucky bugger lol

This JOI video with the gorgeous @XxBrookLogan is now available to buy from my @myfanstash video store. 😈💦 Come check it.. link below 📹 @Medusasgaze_xxx

@bbclaurak @NickyBenedetti I think Laura is a bit of a hottie 😍

And an absolute TREAT to have @NickyBenedetti on the show...

@theweeman77 Incorrect.we like to see them struggle.manicured courses all year round.for years we witness target golf and -26 scores.lets have it

@bbctms Bring jimmy back 🤣🤣🤣

STUMPS! 🕒 West Indies end the day on 351-5. A terrific bounce back and strong performance with the bat, made even sweeter by a maiden century from Kavem Hodge 💪 Live reaction ⬇️ #ENGvWI #BBCCricket

@DebbieWalker22 @adilray Tbf he's a dick too

@adilray He won't be happy when he finds out where Boris Johnson was born

@BintyMustard Maybe but you are extra extra gorgeous 😍

@avfcbears Ha! Thank you! Both my friends are extra gorgeous

I’ve never been a bridesmaid & today my friend asked me to be hers - and another friend asked me to be hers the other week. Like buses right…you wait 40 odd years then…🙂 I’m genuinely very touched & can’t wait to join in with all the fun.

@NataliaForrest1 You always look amazing in nylons

My #clip - Zoom,Skype call fuck machine, big toy, butt plug and wand demonstrator just sold! clips4sale.com/studio/95157/2…

@VimtoTime Rave?

@DonnaDlm71 I remember Christie 😍😍😍

80s. Everyone remembers this!

@iamivank @StephanieAVFC All depends if the government can make any money off it.if that's a no then its illegal

@StephanieAVFC Proven gateway drug to harder stuff. Just because it's okay and cool for you, it doesn't mean it should be legal. Personally can't stand the smell and have seen the paranoia and mental health issues impacted by cannabis use. It's a no from me.

Why is Cannabis illegal in the UK? In USA it’s totally fine to use it and it’s not looked upon as seedy. They have gummies and vapes etc. It’s clean and it’s just not a big deal. Same in lots of European countries. So why are we so stuffy about it - but we can get drunk ?

@theweeman77 @GolfChannel Looked like he cared at the US Open lol

@RacingTV Goshen.oh and stop reminding me I was only just getting over it

What's the unluckiest bet you have ever had? 🤔

@nickgoff79 Chips and gaviscon

@markwil147 @SHendry775 7 time kebab eating champion

ots about time @SHendry775 as got a statue of himself for contibutions to snooker