Brett Johnson

Hey @elonmusk, as long as your digging, check into how @nytimes @forbes etc., bought their Twitter followers to fake influence. NY Times has 53 million “followers” and rarely gets 50 RT’s. I could post a 🍌 emoji and a pic of a 80’s sitcom star and get more. (See next tweet.)

"The fear" is that Klay Thompson has suffered a significant Achilles injury, per @ChrisBHaynes

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a Wasp. @PatrickMahomes believed in himself, this play call, and the @Cheetah on the #SBLIV's Turning Point. @Chiefs

comeback > setback ⏰ #SuperBowlChamps #ChiefsKingdom

This is my formal petition for the @Chiefs to bring back “We’re Gonna Beat the Hell Outta You” for the playoffs like bama brought back dixie.

My husband and I rolling up to the cold stone drive thru after being there twice that week already twitter.com/KylieRobey16/s…

@SerGregoryJames That comparison isn’t the same at all

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way

Never change, Ryan Fitzpatrick. 😂

Public Service Announcement: NFL season kicks off in 50 days.

Because it’s the Fourth, here are some fireworks safety acronyms to remember: BOW- Bucket of Water DBP- Don’t bring pets KYF- Know your Fireworks BUBUBUTPIIRTOLT-Back up, back up, back up Terry, put it in reverse Terry! Oh Lord Terry!

rt if you have an uncle mike

RT to help us OFFICIALLY welcome MPJ!

MPJ 💪 With the 14th pick in the 2018 @NBADraft, the @nuggets select #Mizzou's @MPJr! #ToTheFinishLine 🏁🐅

this is the only reason you need collin sexton on your basketball team

.@newtgingrich on family separations at the border: "I think the country will be satisfied that [@POTUS] responded to the problem. He signed an executive order to make sure children are not separated from their parents." #SpecialReport fxn.ws/2I6LpwA

Kelvin Herrera was part of the Royals' first class of international signings under Dayton Moore. Signed for peanuts after Rene Francisco watched him throw at a tryout. He made two All-Star Games, had a 1.26 ERA in two postseasons, and one of the best Twitter games in the league.

Eagles’ Super Bowl rings include, in part: 219 diamonds; 17 green sapphires; an "underdog" mask inscription; a waterfall of 127 diamonds paying tribute to the "Philly Special:” espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

Brothers on the field, battling cancer together off the field. Pete, this is for you.

@CoCoaMuffins I haven’t heard about the chair incident yet. I’m interested

I fell down in the photo booth like an idiot and I threw a chair at the grooms grandmother, so I'd say it was a fairly successful wedding.