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Pain

One of one. #MIZ🐯

@BarstoolBigCat ?

@DailyLoud AHHH THE FOUNTAIN IS BOILING HOT IT BURNT ME….no it’s not Mr Paradise

McDonalds customer demands a refund after her sons burger got pickles and her fries were cold: “I want my money back… oh my god these f*ckin fries is cold”

This is ice cold 🥶

@jackbarlow_STS So are the cardinals

Sox are a joke

Found out today my canister purge valve was leaking. Please send your thoughts and prayers

A message from Oskar Sundqvist.

Guess I’m a clippers fan now

Imagine being @JoeBiden. Your son makes millions of dollars from foreign entities but does not pay taxes because that would mean disclosing that he is engaged in foreign lobbying. With the millions of dollars and no serious job, he becomes a drug addict and illegally obtains a gun. All he tells them is that he is the son of the US Vice President, and he claims that part of the money will go to the "Big Guy." He promises them access to his dad and top US officials. They hire him without any qualifications and pay him millions of dollars. Eventually, the information comes out, and the Justice Department has to investigate. The investigation drags on for five years, and eventually, they strike a deal with him to plead guilty to two misdemeanors of tax evasion so that the government would not prosecute him for illegally possessing a gun as a drug addict, a serious crime that has sent tens of thousands of Americans to prison for years. Imagine being the same father who, as a senator, drafted a draconian anti-drug law that sent tens of thousands of black people and others to prison, confiscated all their belongings, and gave a big speech boasting that the drug addicts should all be taken off the streets. Now that your son is one of them, when you're asked about his case, you say you're proud of him and he has done nothing wrong. Imagine journalists and commentators like @joenbc justifying it on television, singing your praises when their own child would have been in prison long ago for the same crimes. Imagine the people who believed in the rule of law watching the two-tiered justice system so brazenly displayed. America is in crisis. May God help us all!

Texas A&M apparently has a new mascot according to Mississippi St 😂

I’m hoping the @Cardinals take notes from the 2019 @StLouisBlues and fire their head coach near the all star break… we all know what happened to that last place team 🏆

Four years ago today... #WeWentBlues

Fire Oli Marmol

The real life Ted Lasso

@GRDecter Or we don’t hire anyone, but simply enable content creators to prosper on this platform without applying censorship that goes beyond the law

My mom had a dentist appointment today. She came home with a dental hygienist’s number for me…help me

@K_Krueger15 "'This is a hybrid … of bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent and northern California sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this, is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on the stuff”

Adding a little diversity to some pasture that came out of CRP. Introducing a couple types of clover, orchardgrass and perennial ryegrass

@BarstoolBigCat @StellaBlueCoff 198.8

One person who guesses Bryce Young’s exact weight will get a year supply of @StellaBlueCoff. Everyone gets one guess. If multiple correct guesses I’ll randomly pick one person. Reply to this tweet with your guess StellaBlueCoffee.com

Tank for Bedard continues. Great L tonight