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@boymcguyerton @PFTCommenter Thank you! Brother… I am praying a couple stragglers make their way into the stadium like loose cattle. I will talk them through every play… including the crazy mothers losing their mind.

@beauscool @PFTCommenter Wishing your son the best teaching any Dutch passerbyers how to keep it high and tight with a low pad level 🇺🇸

Please let the German tourists know about Midevil times

Cade just finished his first event with with @QBUniverseQBU . These coaches do it right. Cade learned so much. It’s a lifestyle, not just a position! See you next time QBU!

Cade just finished his first event with with @QBUniverseQBU . These coaches do it right. Cade learned so much. It’s a lifestyle, not a position! See you next time QBU!

@BarstoolBigCat #MACtion

The Int/Fumble on the same play by Hurts is insanely impressive

@Juicy_J_713 @KaticMichael Ya, I thought it has to be a troll and then he couldn’t do it again. I’ve never felt worse for a human being and a lot of shitty stuff has happened to people.

@KaticMichael Does she know he can’t bench 135?

Your poor girlfriend…

@TyPatrick89 @RiggsBarstool

@RiggsBarstool Just because it hits doesn’t mean it was a good bet. Congrats though

If you don’t want your tweet retweeted about how bad of a bet I made ($80k btw) on the Cowboys you have 90 minutes to delete it. Otherwise I will be choosing violence.

@PardonMyMeme @TomBrady

@TomBrady 3

Are we just picking numbers out of a hat and reporting them? While we’re breaking news... Elvis is doing the halftime show, and babe Ruth is gonna sign some autographs for fans. Also I heard Dave prefers floppy pizza. Who cares about facts right? 😂

@Brink_Thinker Yes. I roamed freely as a kid.

Be Honest.. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say... be back before dark?

Adding @Blutman27 and @BFW cuz they are ball knowers

Feel like I did something right with my 12 year old… here is his search history on his phone… side note, die hard TCU fan to explain the Big12 search

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyMeme @Philly_Mays @Zaccornelius_

@BarstoolBigCat The year TCU got slaughtered in the national championship, our AD said storm the field whenever we want and they will pay the fine… my son, 10 at the time, got to rush the field 5 times. Memories he will never forget. Fuck the haters.

Fuck anyone who says that. Let college kids have fun.

@DKSportsbook 924,723

Over 13,000 responses. Someone will get it, right? 😳 How about this... the number is between 750K-1M 👀

@ryanwhitney6 Nothing better than seeing an old man (like myself) going on a fuck you tour on the X. Drink another cup of coffee and keep going!

Muppet

@jedigoodman @Cloudbet Do you think the fight is in jeopardy based on Holland’s tweet?

@Philly_Mays @BigSeanQ_ Power stance, love it. I beg my son to get his pre-pitch hop in!

@BigSeanQ_ I’m just tryna make a play

You can just bring a portable tv and beer to the park and say you’re the coach, and they don’t even make you play

@EatonHolz69 @JimArkham @acorman727 Locked up for robbery, and would have been freed at some point… but couldn’t stop himself from killing other inmates. Crazy

@JimArkham @beauscool @acorman727 Also speaking of the Petty guy, he was seemingly officially indicted recently for the 2020 murder.

Ted Kaczynski lived in the Florence, Colorado federal supermax prison until 2021. Prisoners there on good behavior are given access to PG films, so there's a good chance he saw and likely even formed an opinion on The Minions.

@JimArkham @acorman727 Crazy man. The Silk Road story is crazy. He would have been a sheep amongst wolves. Cool stories for Twitter, but I know that doesn’t pay the bills. Hope it all works out for you and the fam.

I fed Terry Nichols once. Didn't realize it until after we sat down and I looked at the roster of inmates. I saw Ross Ulbricht in passing when I was working at the USP next door to ADX. He definitely wouldn't recall me. It was right before he got "checked in" to SHU because the white boys he used as protection wanted him to start carrying contraband on his person for them across the yard. So instead he requested protective custody.

@JimArkham @acorman727 Holy shit. Any interactions with the big names we would know? I know your first post mentioned Ted. My father-in-law was a prison guard in Colorado back in the late 70’s/early 80’s… obviously not ADX… going to let him know his stories are weak lol

@acorman727 @beauscool That's the one. It'll be interesting if he gets it. Likely never see him face an execution in our lifetime either way. He's more likely to expire awaiting appeals.