Abisoye Odeyemi 🇳🇬 👨🏿‍💻 🐓

When the Baboons and Monkeys heard that the Man who used to chase them away from the maize field had died, they hysterically celebrated. The following year, there was no maize, that is when they painfully realized the dead Man was the Farmer!

@Lea_EFC Like you are already crying. And you are not even a Sporting fan

If this was the other way around, Arsenal fans would be crying this morning.

I have absolutely no idea why Sporting wasn’t awarded a penalty last night 🤷‍♂️ ❌ Arsenal’s Christian Mosquera puts two hands on the back of Maximiliano Araujo and pushes him to the floor to stop him scoring a goal. Make it make sense 🤯 VARsenal 📺

You’re not an Arsenal fan but you want Arsenal to entertain you. Behave yourself.

@moses_mee @FOjebiyi Finished build for Prod on Mac. When I launch, I see a black window that says Can’t find index.htmi

@FOjebiyi The bible versions keep failing for lack of certificate authentication... How do we fix this?

Rhema just went fully offline. 🔥 We added local Whisper speech-to-text so you no longer need an internet connection or API key to detect Bible verses in real time. Works on both Windows and Mac. But that's not all. Here's what else shipped: 🎙️ Voice navigation for verses and chapters in reading mode 🌗 Light and dark mode toggle 📚 Add to queue straight from the book search panel 📡 Remote control via OSC and HTTP API 🎓 Interactive onboarding tutorial for new users 🔍 Improved semantic search parsing 🛠️ Unicode crash fix for Windows Bible downloads Rhema is becoming the sermon companion we always wanted to build. More coming soon. #Rhema #BibleTech #OpenSource

@FOjebiyi Cool

Hi guys, I built an open-source alternative to @pewbeam_ai in one week. github.com/openbezal/rhema Started coding during a Sunday church service. By the following Sunday, we were using it live during our church service. Wild. Here's what Rhema does: it listens to your pastor's sermon in real-time, detects Bible verse references as they're mentioned, and displays them on screen instantly. No manual clicking, no dedicated slide operator needed. The tech stack: - Tauri 2.0 with a Rust backend handling all the heavy lifting: audio capture, transcription pipeline, verse detection logic, and system tray integration - Local AI embeddings using Qwen3-0.6B so everything runs on-device with zero cloud dependency. Your sermons never leave your machine - Real-time audio transcription paired with semantic search against a full Bible verse database The Rust backend was a deliberate choice. We needed low latency audio processing and efficient memory usage for running an embedding model locally, and Rust delivers on both. Is it perfect? Probably not. But the core functionality works and we're already using it in a real church environment This is where you come in. Rhema is fully open source and we need contributors to help take it to the next level. Whether it's improving the verse detection accuracy, adding multi-language support, building a better overlay UI, adding support for more Bible translations, or optimizing the transcription pipeline, there's real work to be done and real impact to be made. If you're a Rust developer, a frontend engineer, an ML enthusiast, or just someone who loves building tools for the church, come build with us. Star the repo. Fork it. Open a PR. Let's make this the go-to open-source solution for live Bible verse display in churches worldwide. github.com/openbezal/rhema

The way the holy communion is being served in this church has got people talking. Some people fit carry beans come 🥹😂

@Akintola_steve @Marvellousfap It’s as SOLID as it can be. We Dey there.

@Marvellousfap People been speaking highly of Laravel framework

Wait, are there still PHP devs ?

BREAKING 🚨 Marco Rubio’s Video of Jesus Christ is going MASSIVELY Viral on 𝕏. “He is Risen” 🙏

A First Bank employee named Tijani Muiz Adeyinka worked on the electronic products team. His job gave him legitimate access to process reversals for customers. He used that access to credit merchant accounts with money that was not theirs. The fraudulent postings went to his wife's Zenith Bank account first. From there to 34 other accounts. Which then spread to 1,190 secondary accounts across multiple banks. By the time First Bank noticed and reported it to the Nigeria Police Force on March 25, 2024...the figure had grown from ₦12 billion to ₦40 billion. He was already on the run. Three court orders across Lagos and Jalingo were obtained to freeze accounts. Some of the money had already been converted to USDT through crypto traders. This is what insider fraud actually looks like in Nigerian banking. Not a dramatic hack. A staff member. A privileged function. No second authorization required. If your system allows any single person to trigger financial transactions without a second approval layer that is your vulnerability. Segregation of duties is not bureaucracy. It is what stands between your system and ₦40 billion walking out the door.

You really have to know the bible to understand this humor.😂

Any hallucination that made 500+ people believe they saw a man die, be buried, rise from the dead, and ascend to heaven is one I choose to believe in, because that in itself is a miracle.

@lporiginalg Literal GTA server

The Liberian Civil Wars had some crazy aesthetics.

@steezy10_ @Angle__wix Still boils down to your use case and preference.

@Angle__wix lol I also have a MacBook I know what I’m saying

Dell laptop will floor any MacBook everytime.

@steezy10_ @epicwildclips Durable or Efficient? Dell isn’t close.

@epicwildclips You’re right and they are durable Apple just have name

The most clever and humorous Easter Design concept so far 😅 Came across anyone yet? 😁 Quote let's see 😆