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buying performative groceries

Need that screenshot of the text screenshot where someone sends a bad butt pic and the person responds saying wtf is that

Wasn’t gonna get drunk tonight but it’s spring equinox Idk

Could make a pretty long list as to why I shouldn’t/don’t need to go out rn but I’m gonna step out anyway

It’s short for faggots

Just got banned from hinge #Forever so if you’re trying to get at me just do it like now would be a good time

@attnwh0res An unfortunate truth

@bonekeepr A bump will do the trick

What do yall take/do to have energy during the day.. caffeine does absolutely nothing for me

@aestheadache Yessss it’s crazy I go gym in the morning then have breakfast and then I’m like I could totally go back to sleep right now

@bonekeepr this might be obvious but do u eat a decent amount in the morning? i noticed caffeine did nothing for me without the calories to sustain me

I’m lowkey insecure about my email address

Was told I should know who Cameron Winters is? Okay so You just made that up

Just got iPhone 17 why is literally every feature AI enhanced like omg I don’t help using a phone

They’re saying that you are the love that you give not the love you receive

At the age where it’s like that’s fine

Need a pirate studios session soon who wants to go share some music and joy

i dont knowwwwww Sent from my iPhone

They took this picture at the bottom of the Mariana Trench

Just discovered creative consultant is a real job. Gonna start invoicing btches 🤣

Jack of all trades.. master of ALL . All of them