chris harding

@IsabelOakeshott Do you pay tax in the uk? If you do then fair comment. If you don’t, jog on

I am struggling not to actively despise our prime minister. I have never felt that way about any previous PM of any political party and do not want to feel that way. How can he be this bad?

@bagshaw2112 I love him

Have a good laugh before bedtime 🤣🤣🤣🤣 why is it we all laugh at farts 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

@buitengebieden Neely pig?

Lazy.. 😅 twitter.com/buitengebieden…

@Garywalsh_ @TheSecretFF999 Rumbled

@chrisharding97 @TheSecretFF999 Pathetic...no wonder you buggered off to USAR...

Where on earth do I even start… glad I didn’t do the risk assessment for this exercise though…

@Garywalsh_ @TheSecretFF999 Maybe upgrade to a grass beater also

@TheSecretFF999 @chrisharding97 Backpack?

@Garywalsh_ @ExploresMr @LongwellRecords Tammy had another clear out mate?

@ExploresMr @LongwellRecords ....seen this!!

The vast remnants of someone's lost record collection, found inside of an old home in Detroit, Michigan.

@SteveJQuinton @steve151999 No strolling involved Steve….

@PeteDavis15 @CR_UK @CRUKresearch @CRUK_Policy Done, good luck Pete

I’m going to run 60 miles in September to help raise money for Cancer Research UK. Please show your support and help fund life-saving research by donating to my page - my target is £150 💷 #run60 @CR_UK @CRUKresearch @CRUK_Policy fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/peters-gi…

@Garywalsh_ @lamarr_mark Nosh nosh

@lamarr_mark Thank you!

A little chunk of calm youtu.be/pp6PzgHoQy0

@KemiBadenoch And if it is coming directly from you it’s definitely probably inaccurate!

This is a legally incoherent, silly season story. It hasn’t come from anyone in my dept or No10 working on Equalities policy. I know there’s much interest in this area but pls wait for facts. If it isn’t coming directly from me, its probably not accurate! telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/07/2…

Penny Mordaunt feathering her nest for a future Tory Leadership. She’s a shit house. It shows how far we’ve fallen that May and Mordaunt are seen as good guys

@PennyMordaunt You are getting out of your depth here…anything to do with intelligence is above your pay grade you lying shithouse

We know what Labour's AI policy is: Anti-investment Anti-infrastructure Anti-innovation Anti-individuals AI isn't the danger to jobs and wages – a Labour government certainly is.

@brianpaddick @UKHouseofLords Just imagine being a junior doctor or a nurse….with no subsidised bar/dining. And to top it off pay for for parking. Jog on

Last night I got home from @UKHouseofLords 4 hours earlier than the night before…10:30pm instead of 2:30am. 11am start today, predicted 10pm finish, plus all the preparation time. I’m 65, many colleagues are older. This is unsustainable. So tired.

Has anyone got any dirt on Reese Mogg? I haven’t got a great deal of money but I can keep you in beer for a while

@Sarah_May1 Certain areas in Bristol. Would you Adam and believe it

@darrenpjones Put a photo of the cabinet in the planter. If they have any sense they will bugger off

Other options included: ⚡️Copper rings / tape - which electrocutes the slugs?! 🍺A buried pot of beer - a nice way to die? Still a death sentence. 🐸Frogs - circle of life fine but then how do we deal with the frogs? I hope this is the content my followers are here for.

A biblical number of slugs invaded the kids planter and had an all nighter eating all the new plants. With the help of the brilliant @blaise_plants the fight back has begun. We’re a civilised household so we’ve rejected lethal options and opted for deterrents. Will it work?

@RobbieRoberts55 @misslarrydavid_ Easy mistake to make Robbie, you were in the navy after all

@misslarrydavid_ Can only be Chanel #5

Perfect.

@RuthDavidsonPC @cathynewman @MattChorley @TimesRadio If only she could hold on to the truth as well as she can mislead the house. Lying shithouse that stitched up the firefighters

You won't get this anywhere else. @MattChorley getting Penny Mordaunt to talk through her sword (centuries old; from the tower!), press ups to prepare her arms, and *THAT* outfit... @TimesRadio

@GregHands What a prick you are

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