Dan Sanders

@The_Kellwood Hah! Out of sight, out of mind. I'm not cool enough for anything.

My word. @DoorDash driver left somebody else's food. We called to correct, and they brought an altogether different somebody else's food. Now we're spending our evening trying to correct someone else's mistake for them, as the clock ticks on.

@Lowes I feel like finding out you don't have stock on the day you're supposed to ship (on a two-week old order) isn't the best timing. Now my ship date is over a month after my order. And the date is now later than your competitors (the reason I went with Lowes) @MarvinREllison

@leosadovy @Forbes APT smokescreen for 2016-style pre-election engineering? Just a hunch...

@PSEGdelivers That's how I was told the inordinately long wait time to start with.

@dansanders Hi Dan, thank you for reaching out. What is your street address and township? If you have not done so yet please make sure to report your outage by Texting OUT to PSE&G (47734). Once registered, text STAT to the same number. It will provide you with an update for your outage. -SD

@PSEGdelivers Power restored 24 hours after all our neighbors??

@attritionorg As it should.

@dansanders Can tell I didn't make it. Mine would have had tiki torches and a dart board.

"I made a squirrel bar" - bit.ly/3bDbinl

@attritionorg Fair, and I presumed, but should have clarified.

@dansanders I didn't actually make that, that's why I quoted the title of the link. I supplement my local squirrels with shelled almonds primarily.

Also apparently @Instacart CEO is @apoorva_mehta

@Instacart CEO is here: linkedin.com/in/apoorvamehta Oftentimes leadership is disconnected from front-line customer support and wants to know if something is wrong.

Hey @Instacart - your app shows "delivered," but no groceries here. What gives?

@ppsgrl38 @Instacart Seems pretty dang fishy. Talking to the bank on my end.

@dansanders @Instacart And this. This was the same day.

@shelz Hey you! More Symphony peeps!

I wonder if a person could watch the entirety of "The Princess Bride" just using memes

I did not play 4th Edition D&D, so I was unaware of this little horror. Finding about it, however, has made my day. syra.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Fell_taint

Me: "I don't think it's horrible cheesecake. I just have a broader set of standards than you."

@trentonleach The Reticular Activating System. A thing in thy noggin that filters info. My guess: primate find eat-berry, primate now focus on eat-berry. Skip 1.5 million years, green Subaru. dummies.com/business/human…

I mean, prior to this weekend, in my world, the term Extinction Burst DID NOT EXIST. I'd never heard of it before listening to your podcast. And now suddenly it has come at me from two separate directions in a very short span. This kind of thing seems to happen frequently. WTH?

@notsmartblog Is there a name for the phenomenon where one learns a previously unknown word or phrase, and then inexplicably encounters it in conversation only a day later? I just learned about Extinction Burst from your podcast and then saw it in an unrelated tweet today.