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@trappychan That means that your underwear is too tight

How the hell to circumcised people do it man if my penis head is exposed like that all the time, even in my underwear, it just starts hurting even at the slightest movement 😭

@Drewbaeboy If that package you claim to have is actually that big, absolutely. Raw all day

Can I top you even if I'm a femboy? 🏳️‍⚧️ ○ Yes ○ No

@vectorwuff Knock me down and stretch my holes

Might just knock your apartment building down 🍒 or something else.. 👀 🍆🏢 You can choose~ wrooof 💙

@aditiitwt That's your own fault: you knew people were gonna be calling you and you couldn't get out of your antisocial habits to use common sense/

Had a technical interview scheduled, got two missed calls, and I straight up blocked the number thinking it was spam Now I got this mail... and found out it was the company’s HR calling😭

@himbohyena Flop it out onto my face

It’s just flopping out

@Drewbaeboy The link is very dry, I don't see much on there

spicy version in comments

@Drewbaeboy Your OF doesn't tell me much but I'll guess 9.3"

Guess 🍆 size correctly and I'll send pic in dm. goodluck! ◯ 7.2" ◯ 9.3" ◯ 8.4"

@micheal_ws18 Underwater leg press. Extremely easy, you can even bench a whale when you're underwater

If you get paid $10,000 for each rep of an exercise but the weight is your bodyweight what exercise are you choosing, and how many reps are you doing?

@Pelins_q Slamming into a pole, duh

Kapalı otoparkta bu kazayı nasıl yaptınız 😱

@0xleegenz Your stolen content can't do math properly

If we had 13 months instead of 12, every month would be exactly 28 days, the 1st would always Monday and the 28th would always be a Sunday Every month would have exactly 4 weeks instead 4.257 and we would properly align ourself with the cycle of moon

@DeanTTraining If the machine were bolted to the floor like it's supposed to have been then this wouldn't be an issue

Imagine attaching a dip belt to your waist with 135 lbs dangling from it in order to do Standing Cable Flys and almost dying a result when all you had to do was… PULL A BENCH OVER and do SEATED Cable Flys instead Legitimately INSANE tbh

@t_kobs You need to show off those legs more

Putting the sun in Sunday

@boltgraphics I would not want a GPU with sodimm speeds, that's a lot slower than current GPU memory

Bring your ideas to life with Zeus, a new type of GPU: - Expandable memory: 32/64/128 GB soldered + 2x/4x SO-DIMM slots for up to 384 GB memory! - Massive improvements to path tracing performance! - 400 GbE QSFP-DD port! - Built-in high-performance RISC-V CPU cores capable of running Linux! - DevKits 2026, Mass Production 2027 And we used the good old 8-pin PCIe power connector that is known to not melt!

@JakeTaro8 I'd be your whatever you wanted me to

Would you be my roommate? 😇

@Shibadafox @BenthePenguin1 @BrunoFurShork I wanna use my insides to size you up

Anyone want to size up a fox? Amazing Messy fox KNOT by @BrunoFurShork

@ToofyTaro This is giving macro vibes and I'm here for it

I heard you needed a milkcap for your boba~ 💦🧋

@Firefly_Wolfy What if I want to rub you?

You've been a good puppy, Do you want belly rubs?~ ✨💚

@t_kobs For some reason the link isn't loading

Wow yall liked this one. If you wanna see my take the shirt off there’s uv.club/tylerlifts :)

We made it to Friday, boys!

@zxjeds Good god that'd hurt going down the throat

2 guys in boxers

@realfrothyfriar That's actually good if someone is missing their eye

The Eye Patch of Sight: When worn, it allows the wearer to see through the eye patch as if it wasn't being worn. PSA: Not all magic items are good magic items