chatgpt roan

It’s Valentine’s Day, and I’m taking the opportunity to tell y’all that my husband is the absolute best. Ugh I love him so much.

@FaringForwards @krug79 Ludicrous!

I wonder if the Law Society canvassed its members before putting in a 36 page skeleton arguing Mazur was correctly decided? I'd have thought there will be a serious risk of pitchforks on Chancery Lane when its members find out.

@emilybastow_ Given they’ve both been talking about having AI replicas, it’s pretty obvious this is a PR stunt having their clangersonas get hitched

I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole with thinking katie price’s new husband is AI??? that’s not real surely

@dommoly @SAshworthHayes The FTPT… the one introduced in 2013…

@SAshworthHayes The renter's rights act isn't yet in effect, so what tribunal are they referring to?

Great thread in which OP naively assumes that "market rate" refers to "the rate freely agreed by a buyer and seller in a marketplace" and learns that it is in fact an artificial construct based on the opinions of a state surveyor

@VeryHelpers I’m following but x isn’t giving me the option to DM you

@deepblueyonder Hi, Can you kindly follow us on VeryHelpers, then send over a DM with the full details of your query, and we can assist you further please Thanks, Siddhant

It’s the effort!

Wedding vows should include….. "Do you promise to always help him find his stuff that is right in front of him" because you will be doing that forever.

You want to be a “tradwife” because you hate feminism and your job, I want to be a 50’s housewife so I can get a lobotomy and pop benzos before picking up cocaine cola at the grocery store and put hot dogs in jello for my husband 💅✨

Runners of x: how do you know if your toenail is going to fall off… advice please 🫥

@eurovanya Deserved a dramatic reading

god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to Erika

Me infront of the coffee machine at work on monday #ESC2025 #Eurovision

@DudespostingWs We drank a lot of preservatives in the 90s and early 00s

What is the reason for this phenomenon?

girls don’t want a boyfriend, girls want sabrina carpenter's hair.

I’ve just found out that Harry eats creme eggs sideways like a corn on the cob. Horrific. Don’t think I can marry him.

@Spotify But what about podcasts 😭 I hate the stupid screamy adverts in the middle of meditation eps.

There is a rumor circulating that Spotify is putting ads into premium music listening. This rumor is false. Premium music listening is and will remain ad-free.

So I get why @YouTube ‘s ads are awful and obnoxious, it’s to get you to pay for YT premium. So WHY are the ads on @Spotify podcasts worse? I already pay for premium, spots, but your ads are so loud and jarring. Please please let me switch them off or I’m off to @amazonmusic

Please Mr Bull, not right now, we have a lot going on

@legalcheek HA!

R v Brown

@katze_sonne @SperglerAcolyte Good point. One day I will not fall for engagement bait but, alas, today is not that day.

@deepblueyonder @SperglerAcolyte He probably tracked another 3h of cycling or some other training that obviously won't count as "steps" but increases the number of burned calories. That's what I prefer about Apple's approach of focusing on calories, not steps. Also it calculates more realistic than other apps.

I don’t understand how people can be fat. Just walk around.