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🚨NEW: Bad Bunny has set the record for the most watched Super Bowl halftime show in history, with over 135 million viewers. RETWEET to congratulate Bad Bunny on making history!

Hi kids .. #HandmaidsTale (the book not the series!) has just been banned in #Edmonton…don’t read it, your hair will catch on fire! Get one now before they have public book burnings of it.

You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.

@TeflonScribbles @LorrieAnn25 @acnewsitics Very theatrical. When he doesn’t get elected, he should turn to miming… with the added benefit (to us) of him operating in absolute silence.

Why did Trump grab her water bottle and tighten it? Yall see this? x.com/remy2cents/sta…

Hey @calgaryherald and @17thavesw - this is worth celebrating. Langs Grocery is coming up on their 74th anniversary! Let’s find the time and space to celebrate legacy businesses in tough economic climates and spaces. I’ll bring the ice cream cake! #yyc @cmcalgary

Lost dog! Leash broke at 17th Ave and 14th St SW at 7pm. The brown one answers to Sweet Pea. Please DM me if found so my friend can have her bebs back. @cmcalgary @17thavesw #yyc

#BreakingNews - Donald Trump convicted on all counts in hush money trial ctvnews.ca/world/donald-t…

Beltline Neighbourhoods Association seeking input on car-free pilot project on 17th Ave. next summer #yyc calgaryherald.com/news/local-new…

BREAKING: Donald Trump Is Now a Convicted Felon Story: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

This. Is. Awesome.

@the_ksphoto lol Agreed. Apocalypse food.

@WriteEditPJ Watered down orange drink

@SourdoughDuffy Here for the comments. But, polenta with sautéed rapini and a ton of black pepper.

Wood oven roasted Dry aged New York striploin. What are you serving with this?

@BmoreB22 @heshallnotbnamd @SourdoughDuffy @MicahJane1212 lol Sorry about all of the miserable steaks you’ve had. Skillets are the best kept secret! Yummmmmmmmmm

@heshallnotbnamd @SourdoughDuffy @MicahJane1212 Exactly... I just did this last night, maybe my 5th time doing so. One of the best steaks I've ever had in my life 😁

@MyLeatherJacket When I hear stories like this, it hurts me behind my eyeballs… ug

@dansgoodside I like how direct it is. Am I the only one that’s growing tired of pretentious places/ names? I will say this - the goddamn beer better be cold and the pizza better be good if you’re hanging your hat on that name. Pumped for a new spot!

A bar is opening in Calgary called "Cold Beer Pizza" and.......well, I just think the name could have been workshopped a bit more? 🤷‍♂️👀

In other unsurprising news. There was a motorbike accident on @17thavesw yesterday. calgary.ctvnews.ca/beltline-colli…

@Chainsofchaos @CWalcottYYC @17thavesw I’m just gonna leave this right here… calgary.ctvnews.ca/beltline-colli…

Hi! Welcome to beautiful #yyc. As soon as the temp isn’t frigid, downtown is uninhabitable because of noise pollution from loud exhausts on motorcycles, trucks, and race cars. Enjoy your visit. NOT. @CWalcottYYC is there any update on the noise bylaws? Asking for me + @17thavesw

@TheBeerMaven I misread that. I thought it said “drink more water.” I drink 10x more in summer. Beers and tequila. It’s shameless.