nicolaiclown

🧵what I am reading/read #Hollanov edition

@hollanovanon and... shane is in a french speaking part of the country 🤗 (even tho he is from ottawa)

dear hollanov fic writers, thank you so much for not making the canadian characters say "eh" all the time. it's said in canada but not by a lot of the population and not as often as the stereotypes would have you believe. so i appreciate it. especially shane not saying it. :) 💋

@hotcocohollanov I am giving my writers a breathing opportunity with my beautiful commas, I wouldn't do breathe play without negotiating it first 🤨

this except someone should cut me off from the comma factory, actually

@hotcocohollanov those are the words of my professor, actually: "nicolaiclown, please step away from the comma factory, please," he nagged

@skipbint wait, lowkey, with your full permission, I would love to translate my fav into portuguese???? 🫣 It's not a fancy language like mandarin, but it's a beautiful language of love (and gayness)

LIKE WHAT THATS INSANE (positive). FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME? FOR THE LOVE OF HAVING A FIC IN YOUR LANGUAGE???

i’ve confirmed with chinese speakers: someone translated one of my fics, and not using google translate. like line by line, swapping out into using chinese idioms etc. oomf said this would have taken HOURS. the fic has been up for days and has 20 kudos. i am floored.

@hollanovbrrr you know what, I am proud of you and your fibre intake!! The hummus (is that hummus??) looks delish

@extrastupidworm nope not vegan but just remembered last night that i love baby qukes and have now had maybe 20 in the last 24 hours

girl lunch

@troybarretts if it helps... most of the readers also dont know puck and most likely wont care for it

i would love to write boston shane but i fear my puck knowledge is so lacking and i dont have time rn to dedicate to research so i will just happily lap up everyone else’s hockey fics

@alexporndealer "noo ilya noo, scott hunter is right next door," he whines while getting his bubbly ass pounded 😔

@alexporndealer not that being in hotel rooms ever stopped him, we all know he has a major exhibitionist kink 🙄

and whoever says that shane isn’t loud and whiny and desperate while and before ilya fucks him, yall are WRONG cause those are literally the only moments he can truly let his control go

i did a blow out in my stupid curly hair and then it rained 😔

@hollanovbrrr okay, ahn, cookie please drink some water. ✨hydrate✨

filled up a litre water bottle at like 10am it's nearly bedtime and i've not had one sip... off topic but anyone know why i've got a headache

@HR_husbands extend* 🤨 beta read myself here

@HR_husbands its been a hot second for me, but i stand the offer if it pleases you

Anybody up for a little (mostly) non-sexual naked Hollanov? A little hurt, a lot of comfort. Just Shane being soft and in love with his man. 🥹 #hollanov #fanfiction #haydenpikeisabadfriend archiveofourown.org/works/85079481

@emmmmmma1221 ayoo 😏

@extrastupidworm UGH U GAVE ME THE HARDEST ONE 30 - horny+bored

tehehe i’m a cuck who is inspired by my sweet oomf babies and i wanna do this

@whimperingilya 30? 🤨

overstimulated and avoiding family rn but I love answering questions

good night ❌ goon night ✅ sweet dreams ❌ horny dreams✅ sleep well ❌ sleep wet ✅ get it right everyone 🗣️🗣️

@R0ZYSIL0MIL0 i wish ☹️

does anyone have any canon compliant completed long hollanov fic recs perhaps pls