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@miles_commodore I have trouble calling him a democrat!

How do you feel about this guy?

@midwestern_ope Down to poker and bridge now, but I’ve played them all, including a lot of schaffskopf!

Midwesterners will understand this

@BamaSaltyMarine @MartyFitch1 Welcome back

We have X-Rays to see bones, ultrasounds to see babies, and a MRI to see the brain. Is a finger in the ass really necessary for a prostate exam?

@MbarkCherguia Awl

What do you call this tool in your language?

@lucyshow11 Let’s see if I can spell it. Mercurichrome

Can you guess what it was that Mom used? 😭🤣

@nigelreynolds @Brian_stone_9 Your voice doesn’t count!

@Brian_stone_9 Well I am not American so my voice doesn't count but if I was then hell yes I would be against it being constructed. There are far more important issues to be addressed before any construction at the WH.

Do you support the construction of The White house ballroom 🇺🇸

@Brian_stone_9 As does everyone with at least half a brain!

@its_The_Dr Many, but the most popular: Gesundheit!

Can you?

@lippyent Kmart blue light special

What does this mean? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@miles_commodore I switch after Jessie!

Hannity is the worst interviewer on Fox. He loves to take 4 minutes of a 5 minute segment to frame a question all about him, leaving the guest only 30 seconds to remember what the question was. Do you still watch his show?

@gatlin_didier @AIndy91584 @grannybibbins That’s funny! I have a car that tells me when it thinks I’m sleepy, but it doesn’t stop me from driving!

When a tornado hits in 2027…👀

@libsoftiktok @ScottJa42622067 Is that another Children’s Learing Center?

Meet Corinne Baum, a teacher at The Children's House in Cincinnati. She posted a video talking about how sad she was that she woke up to the news that Trump WASN'T ass*ssinated. This person teaches your children. You can contact the school here: (513) 898-3400

@Sassafrass_84 It ain’t black women, Sweety. It’s YOU!

Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett says she won’t tolerate "disrespect." "The level of disrespect continuously lobbed against us as black women, you know, for me, I'm like, wait a minute now, I am one of the 535 most powerful people in this country!" "And for some reason, you think we on the same level, but you're going to disrespect me. Like, it's not going to happen!" Can somebody call the wahbulance?

I’m not to crazy about the “bridges and power plant” approach. That punishes Iranian citizens. If Iran does not give up, I think, with the Israelis we take out what’s left of the military. Israeli intelligence should know where most of the IRGC and other military units are.

@AntiWokeMemes It’s an art form. I don’t think we should expect her to defend herself with it.

Awesome, but in what situation would she need to use this skill?

@FreedomFactor76 @AntiWokeMemes One of my favorite movie scenes!

@AntiWokeMemes Keep twirling that stick. The gun still wins every time.

@TheLucyShow1 1:03

Daily brain teaser to get you started! 🤪

@miles_commodore My son had what they called “night terrors”. Woke up screaming and would destroy stuff.

I’m suffering from what I believe is REM sleep behavior disorder (RBD). It’s when you are consistently having intense dreams, punching, kicking, and shouting while sleeping. I’m always exhausted and I always wake my wife. Have you are anyone you know ever dealt with this?

@Real_Ames What a jerk! Typical dumb dem!

Mark Davis is running for Congress… and he’s very clearly sending a message. “8647” on the hat. “8647” on the license plate. That’s not coincidence — that’s intentional. 🎯 People know exactly what that number is being interpreted to mean, and now the real question is: 👉 Why would someone running for office choose to broadcast it? Say it plainly or don’t say it at all. What do you think — subtle signal or straight-up statement? 👇