Floyd Kellerman

When you see the surgeon and it’s your friend who used ChatGPT to pass their exams

@bryan_johnson damn had me in the first half

First, fuck off. Ok, now we’re locked in, I sincerely wish you all the best. The world is brutal. Uncaring, wanting its own at your expense and indifferent to your losses. Leaving no safe haven for reprieve and rejuvenation. Yet the want to interdigitate and be fiercely loyal to each other persists beneath the wreckage. It’s how we are built and what we are built for. Society has strip-mined our togetherness by chopping up our bonds with endless insult. We do best with shared purpose and a common enemy. We are the stewards of intelligent life. Our moral duty is to tend its continuation. Not as martyrs, but as stalwarts. Our enemy is that which makes you smaller. Count me as your ally.

@kisstheshotgun facts tho

@floydkellerman imagine getting ratioed on a app that you paid for, pull the trigger big boy

fuel prices are pissing me off

@LegendHarv2000 @rxcyst @lalisatto ayeee my man, that’s it brother ❤️

@rxcyst @floydkellerman @lalisatto nah I actually respect this mentality, too many people get so mad over simple disagreements on this site, this was kinda refreshing

THE AI FRUIT ISLAND ACCOUNT GOT BANNED

damn bruh

ads on navigation apps is fkd.

@TheMG3D wait do reply’s count as post? shiii lol

I don’t trust accounts that have thousands of posts but they’re all replies

@Polymarket but the actual acc holders job rn

JUST IN: TikTok account behind AI generated “Fruit Love Island” series has gained over 3 million followers in 9 days.

@rxcyst @LegendHarv2000 @lalisatto dumb comment bruh lol

@floydkellerman @LegendHarv2000 @lalisatto might as well get a job?

@fuckinreally_ @lalisatto lol

@floydkellerman @lalisatto Bot!

@zhedious @lalisatto thanks king 😂

@floydkellerman @lalisatto sure gives you 5 million dollars

@ath3na89 @lalisatto 😂😂😂

@floydkellerman @lalisatto using a beef clip for this is disgusting

@Kens624012 @lalisatto ok

@floydkellerman @lalisatto Just watch real love island dude

@makab33_artz @lalisatto cringe

@floydkellerman @lalisatto I could poop in a toilet and it would be 20x more entertaining than fruit love island

@fuckinreally_ @lalisatto farrrrrhh cup

@floydkellerman @lalisatto CLANKER!

@zhedious @lalisatto send me some cuh

@floydkellerman @lalisatto remember my good fellows, blue checkmark, they get paid for ts

@LegendHarv2000 @lalisatto i’m all love, i take nothing seriously on here 😂🫶🏼❤️

@floydkellerman @lalisatto You're sending me some mixed messages here mate

@JakeRammos farmville

what was the first social media platform you had??

@LegendHarv2000 @lalisatto stfu bro 😂

@floydkellerman @lalisatto Me when I have a strange neurological disorder that causes me to perceive a spurt of runny shit as good content

if i was a marine reading this right now