Dumetella I, Fully Disclosed Emperor of Eggs

@RamiusActual @SomeBitchIIKnow Tell no one what you have seen.

@happyfreb @Mogmania69 Haha. Right. They did this to me TODAY.

@Mogmania69 doing this to me at work tomorrow

The left wing cannot even start to comprehend a rebuttal

@Breaking911 @steelersCAtoPA Gitdatweave

WATCH: All out brawl at a Whataburger in Waco TX

@libsoftiktok I can't even make three digits out of their combined IQ.

Potential mass school shooting AVERTED as police arrest four teens in Hillsborough County, FL for bringing loaded guns to school Where are the parents?? The police should make an example out of these four!

@ChristianPetak Better a chance of that than a federal indictment.

@grayfeenix And I'm going to be Prince Charming at the Fairy Princess Ball tonight. 🙄

Sure sure

@TheSaraTalks Any arrest at this point will shock the world.

The first arrest will shock the world!

LOL

@marcportermagee Competency or seat time. Decide which is more important. Professional certification exams don't care how long you sat in a seat, how good of a listener you are, or how much homework you turned in. You either pass or you don't.

College students are now “speed-running” through higher ed: “It takes most college students at least four years to earn a bachelor’s degree. Christie Williams finished in three months.”

Too forcefully applied, it becomes "Get thee to a nunnery" in the end. The baby-making equipment has an expiry date. I've seen far too many cases where many a young lady became a middle-aged woman, pining for things that became biologically impossible (maybe not for God, but why put Him to the test?).

*nods* i’m a non-denominational evangelical suburban pastor’s kid & yeah, if a 21-year-old college grad who just moved into town for his new job shows up in sharp business casual then he’s getting the red carpet treatment, grandmothers fighting in the isles for the chance to introduce him to their granddaughters, but if a disheveled 30 year old with bags under his eyes slouches into a church that he has no family connection to then he’s instantly that week’s Problem, and discretely has an elder assigned to go keep a watch on him. of course he has an immortal soul and our mandate is to be welcoming to everyone in the community, but, like, “man, things would be going so much smoother today if it was just an average sunday and we weren’t nervously eyeing this potential disingenuous predator and/or schizo” is what everyone is thinking. go to church with a relative, young men! have an excuse to be there, have someone who can introduce and vouch for you!

>marry an orthodox girl Sorry but the Orthodox Church is BYOB (Bring Your Own Babe) If you are a young American man who converts to Orthodoxy you will not find an Orthodox wife. Bring one in with you.

Looks like Iran is going to explode again.

Saar!!!

@egirlian @FrenlyOfficer This is a really good reference by the way.

@FrenlyOfficer “just find a wife at church bro,” worst advice ever, “all are welcome” sure sure but in reality no church wants an unmarried dude peering at its members’ daughters from the back row like aqualung

@FrenlyOfficer @EkhartIllo It was bad even back then.

@EkhartIllo My understanding is that the current generation ratio is very different from 16 years ago

@lurkerwaves @FrenlyOfficer Read the Book of Genesis. In fact, read it about five times.

@FrenlyOfficer It’s a place of worship, not a dating service.

@JohnSmithdzz7 @FrenlyOfficer That sounds about accurate.

@FrenlyOfficer The statistics are brutal. Mind you, this number is inflated by babushkas. It’s even worse for the 18-35 cohort.

@jvlad20 @FrenlyOfficer True from what I’ve seen. They eventually just follow along with the husband and in time become pretty good Orthowives.

@FrenlyOfficer It’s easier to convert a Protestant girl than to marry an already orthodox girl

@egirlian @FrenlyOfficer SITTING ON A CHURCH PEW…

REPORT: Four sources tell @DailyMail that Senator @RubenGallego and staffer of Supreme Court Justice Jackson accosted @KariLake over immigration at new DC insiders club.

"You can have a parachute, as a treat. Enjoy your bailout!"

They’re closing in on me.