Greetings_Programs

@fleshsimulator I don’t mind the intro but I almost hear a sucking noise?

You absolutely were not trying to make a drill beat you were trying to make Transgender Music

@fleshsimulator I prefer Banksy’s older work.

Beast Mode

@MUSICANDBUILDS The world took an L today.

MAGA JUST TOOK ANOTHER LOSS TODAY AFTER FINDING OUT THAT SYDNEY SWEENY HAS A BLACK BF CHECK ON YOUR MAGA FRIENDS

@drew4worldruler @grok is this gay?

🚨BREAKING: 3I/ATLAS TRAJECTORY CHANGED Today, while everyone is distracted with the lead up to the launch of Artemis II, NASA quietly released new ephemeris data for 3I/ATLAS (JPL 69). If this data is correct, based on observations from 3/21, 3I/ATLAS successfully executed a slingshot maneuver around Jupiter and is now rapidly approaching the inner solar system, reaching the asteroid belt by 4/20. According to the data, the object - now likely to be classified as artificial - slowed from a velocity of nearly 69km/s relative to Jupiter, to a velocity of ~4.20km/s in less than 24 hours in order to complete the maneuver. There are no physics known to humanity that can explain this. Asked for comment, Avi Loeb responded with a single word, “Nice.” Stay curious.

@marknorm Should have been called “That Word”. Legendary set. One of the first viral moments.

How’d they not call this “Looking Inward” #aprilfools

@samtripoli I still get hard to the sound of steel drums.

Today this would just be called “Girls!”

@The1Antagonist Doing a little experiment?

I just walked into the house, and my wife has every episode of Gladiodrome that im on open in different windows playing at once. They aren't muted.

Weed is probably bad: Potheads for years have claimed weed is not addicted and carries no side effects. When you had to scavenge for it- maybe that was true. Today you have unlimited access with no risk of legal consequences. Do ya think the data might change a little bit?

@Naam_kafi_hai It seems like women like men that look like the boys that rejected them in high school.

Why are women nowadays attracted to men with such a body type? 😭

@ChrisWillx Sounds like the prudes are in charge (publicly. Certainly not privately)

Everyone wants to be asked out more. 2,315 people were asked “Do you wish people hit on you more or less?” 92% of men said they wish they were approached more. There’s a moderate sex difference, but even among women, 69% wished they were hit on more. Shoot your shot, folks. — @CostelloWilliam

@AmericaLiveX_ Imagine if the King of England decided to go to war with Ukraine and in doing so, gas prices went up to $4.25 a gallon over here. Would you be pissed?

Is Donald Trump a terrorist to the world ? ○ Yes ○ No Comment below 👇

@n0wayyy_no @fleshsimulator Like they’re on 911 but they’re ordering a pizza and sounding more and more scared

@fleshsimulator This is like when someone makes a phone call to get help coming during spousal abuse and tries to hold the phone in the way that doesn't look like it's in a call.

I be moving in upstairs from you and letting mrs simulator attempt to build ikea furniture

@Bushra1Shaikh I believe we’re asking for 200B more funding for the Iran War. Iraq and Afghanistan was 100B. Ukraine is around 160B today. He may declare victory but whats actually happening is another story

Tonight, Donald Trump's address to the nation will include: • U.S is leaving NATO. • Declare a victory in Iran. • Exit the war.

@sflorimm I get that AI seems like the most important race right now- in the 1960s- the space race was the most important thing and then it wasn’t. 300 Billion to go to the moon and no one gives a fuck now.

USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi China has MiniMax Europe has?

@fleshsimulator There’s not a second of any other content besides 3 men occasionally talking over each other. Shout out Kola.

THIS PODCAST LITERALLY DOES NOT USE SAMPLES AT ALL IT IS JUST THREE RAW VOICEOVER TRACKS AND AN INTRO THEME I FUCKING MADE WITHOUT ANY SAMPLES

@The1Antagonist Think Rusty gets you to crack about once an episode. Helen Keller flying a plane is in a special part of my brain. Every day is turkey day.

Rusty making a point of bugging flesh about the kruschiki money During the show is just so funny to me, man. Its the Only time ive seen him mention it

@normposter I bet Tucker did- dogs hear it from miles away

Comedian Dave Smith talked to Tucker Carlson on The Tucker Carlson Show today; I didn't laugh once.

@fleshsimulator When you catch your child smoking cigarettes, you don’t take it away- you give them enough where they never want to smoke again or they get cancer and die. Win win.

>"DUDE JUST STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION THATS THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE DOING THIS" >stop giving them attention >they get so mad they pay a darknet DMCA strike service to take my podcast off spotify Thanks for the advice guys

@hamiltonfish @BretWeinstein @kendrome Say more.

@greetin_program @BretWeinstein @kendrome This is completely untrue lol

Doctors have a tremendous capacity to maim you and/or shorten your life, and not much insight on how to avoid doing so.

@rektfencer The sky is falling.

🚨 THIS STOCKS PUMP IS NOT ORGANIC. IT LOOKS LIKE THE FINAL BULL TRAP. LAST MANIPULATED PUMP BEFORE THE BIGGEST CRASH.