Martin Evans

Just pulled into the anchorage for the night. Blasting Pavarotti on the speakers and it seemed to attract a little friend. Amazing little dolphin interaction.

Just thought I’d pop in and say hello. I sailed my little boat mostly solo from Brighton up to Scotland. Arrived safely yesterday to anchor up off the Isle of Arran. It’s been an exceptional few weeks. I don’t want it to end.

@sailkatana I do miss that old Panos Taverna. There five years ago now. How time flies. Enjoy it sir.

@hellpants I’m over at Cleopatra. Going to be moving around and keeping this as my base. I will order a nice Mythos today and wish you luck in getting here soon! Nice to hear from you bud!

Hello. Been a while since I’ve been here. Want a little update on my life? Nope? Fair enough. See you next year then.

@sailkatana Aah. Good old Preveza. Are you in the marina there or on the Aktio side? Have a cold Mythos for me! Would love to be in the med again soon. Going to be a while before that happens though.

@hellpants Hey Martin! Nice to hear from you! I’m sitting in Preveza and often think of you. Any Med plans in the future?

@ladydebidebz1 Aaah that would be the uk.

@hellpants West Coast of UK... Or SA? 😎

@ladydebidebz1 I do. I’m actually getting ready to sail again. I’m up in Scotland looking for a new home for her. Somewhere on the West Coast. Near my family. Time to re-start my life again. Quite looking forward to a new challenge.

@hellpants Aah... I always tell my students about your whale encounter in the Med...🐳🐋🐳 Do you still have your boat?

@BienneHuisman I can’t lie. That was some view I had. Would be nice to see it again some time soon.

Plus @hellpants - your old building!

Art fair razzle complete with drone peeking through windows at Castle House @ICTAF_ #capetown

Starts Twitter engine. Runs Twitter for a few minutes. Checks the Twitter oil. Turns Twitter back off and covers it with a dust sheet. See you again in a few months.

@KateShemirani @BoobyMcCririck @RefugeOfSinner5 Oh bugger off you nasty wee troll.

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@poormanscaviar Can I collect all your residuals from your body of work? What is heaven like? Please keep In touch from the other side.

I am also saddened by my death. 😏

I remember when Twitter was all fields.

I’m back in Marseille for a wee bit. I sailed here three years ago. I’d forgotten how different it is to the rest of France. It gives me Durban vibes. It’s like you might get stabbed, but at least you got a suntan.

You win Spain. You win everything.

@anthony83772424 Not really. I’m on a super luxury cruise ship as a guest of my friend for his 50th. I will however be sailing more before the summer is properly gone. Just around the south coast of England though.

@hellpants Are you still sailing around

Arrived in Menorca just as sun was rising. Gorgeous place. Certainly will return here.

I should add. I saw very little of either place. But to quote “The Castle”. It’s about the vibe.

Majorca is amazing. Skip Ibiza. This is my travel advice. You’re welcome.

@deanstober Lingerie

@hellpants What do you pair this with?

I’ve been a massive fan since puberty.

At least random guessing is honest.