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Lordbanana

@heresthechip

Nairobi, Kenya Присоединился Ekim 2011
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Mihr Thakar
Mihr Thakar@MihrThakar·
The Strait of Hormuz will now be blocked by the US, instead of Iran 😂😂😂
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Lordbanana@heresthechip·
@UtdForever7 No offence but I think Gyokeres is better, makes more runs and has a better workrate,attacks from different positions....his team is just too defensive
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Manchester United Forever
Manchester United Forever@UtdForever7·
Benjamin Sesko in Premier League: • 9 goals, 1 assist. • 0 from penalties • 1334 minutes played • 6/9 goals where equalizers or gave Manchester United the lead/3 points. Viktor Gyökeres in Premier League: • 12 goals, 0 assists • 3 from penalties • 1991 minutes played • Only 2/12 goals were equalizers or gave Arsenal the lead — the rest came while they were already winning. Thank God Gyökeres chose them before us… we actually dodged a bullet. Instead, we got a clutch striker — someone who shows up when it matters, not when the game is already done.
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Elvis Obi
Elvis Obi@TheObiLeonard·
“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever.
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Don Bull
Don Bull@mainandegwa232·
Kenyan Politician Profile: Bank — Dubai Hospital — London or India Holiday— UAE or USA Kids — UK, USA, Australia Houses — Karen, Dubai,London Ground — Seen only during elections Promises — We are working on it Scandals —Politically motivated Side hustle - Government contracts
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Rapid Response 47
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47·
.@POTUS explains to a reporter that the Iranian people yearn for freedom: "We've had numerous intercepts, 'Please keep bombing' ... and these are people that are living where the bombs are exploding... they want freedom. They have lived in a world that you know nothing about."
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Persian Girl
Persian Girl@Persianserene1·
Two nuclear powers are about to nuke Iran because they say Iran can not be trusted with nuclear weapons! 😂
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Freedom From Mental Slavery
@FoxNews we both know the goal isn’t surrender. It’s the genocide of the Persian race so that Israel can expand and steal their land. There will be no “peace deals.”
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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
BREAKING: “To our adversaries watching from Tehran, let this be a clear message. The United States military will go anywhere, at any time, to protect our own and complete the mission. We execute with precision. We control the sky.” “We fight with honor. And under President Trump’s leadership, we win.” - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
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Simons
Simons@Simon_Ingari·
If you want to be respected, stop apologizing for existing. ❌ Sorry I’m late. ✅ Thank you for waiting. ❌ Sorry to bother you. ✅ Thank you for your time. ❌ Sorry, I made a mistake. ✅ Thank you for catching that. I’ve corrected it. ❌ Sorry for the delay. ✅ Thank you for your patience. ❌ Sorry for asking. ✅ Thank you for clarifying. ❌ Sorry, I’m confused. ✅ Thank you for explaining that. ❌ Sorry, can you repeat that? ✅ Could you please repeat that? ❌ Sorry, I forgot. ✅ Thank you for the reminder. ❌ Sorry for the inconvenience. ✅ Thank you for your understanding. ❌ Sorry, I need help. ✅ I’d appreciate your help with this. When you over-apologize, you lower your presence. When you thank people instead, you show confidence, awareness, and professionalism. Speak like a leader, not like someone asking for permission to exist.
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Manchester United
Manchester United@ManUtd·
“Yep, that’s me.” 👍 #OTD 17 years ago, Federico Macheda provided us with an iconic #PL moment ❤️‍🔥
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Realist
Realist@MindOfNaijaLife·
@Simon_Ingari Emotions are temporary. Decisions should be strategic.
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Morgan J. Freeman
Morgan J. Freeman@mjfree·
You can smell Trump’s about to do something very stupid very soon
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Claude Taylor
Claude Taylor@TrueFactsStated·
No military expert here but if we want Iran to stop shooting our planes down maybe we should stop flying them over Iran?
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
Men, When your baby is born, It needs a FATHER who is ready to be responsible. A FATHER who will: • Provide • Protect • Precede Fatherhood is a duty, not a social media content for likes, views and reposts. #MasculinitySaturday
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Typical African
Typical African@Joe__Bassey·
The Japanese embassy is probably the only civilized embassy in the world. You pay for your visa after it’s approved, unlike the American and European embassies, where they take your money and deny you a visa.
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Ja Leto
Ja Leto@_falsi1ke·
Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
There is nothing impressive here. This is just Razzmatazz trying to ride on the anger and disappointment of citizens. All these crooks have nothing new to offer and should be dumped into prison.
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Dr Nilufar Ashtari
Dr Nilufar Ashtari@noiranwarorg·
1. The Strait are not international waters. They are Omani and Iranian territorial waters. And both countries hold the right of refusal for war ships, submarines or dangerous cargo, including oil tankers, under international law. 2. According to the San Remo Manual, in a state of war conventional laws of the sea do not apply and other norms take precedence. Iran has the right to defend itself.
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