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Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges and sentenced to prison with labor in South Korea. He will be transferred to a specialized labor facility, his phones will be confiscated, and he will be designated as an offender. (via @TheLegalMindset)

Winter is coming

@wildfreakouts Chad won’t commit

Woman had a mental breakdown after admitting she can’t find real love… this generation really going through it

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Whats one "dead" game, you'd revive rn if you could?

@AvaGrace9211 A $40 hamburger is robbery too

@TrevorLane No. If winning a lot of games is your barometer for a successful season then you are even delusional that i initially thought. You either win the title or you’re just a flashy loser. You either smash the OF chick or you’re another simp with a credit card and a bottle of lotion.

Is 53 wins a successful regular season for the Lakers? Now LA sets their sights on an upset….

@TansuYegen These niggas immune systems could fight off the scurge virus.

A barber in India reportedly offers a hand-wash before a haircut for just $0.30💈

@Francoballer1 It’s the man’s fault for being a simp and tolerating her behavior. He should say ok np. Then in the morning serve her divorce papers.

When she keeps on telling you she's not in the mood. But this time she did it to the wrong person. Who are you going to blame here?

@SeeRacists So what did she do?

HORRIFIC: 31-year-old viral influencer Ashlee Jenae was found dead in her Tanzania hotel room after her white husband, Jon McCann, allegedly strangled her then hung her lifeless body to stage a suicide. This cold-blooded monster allegedly murdered her right after proposing on her birthday during their luxury vacation. He then kept posting on social media like nothing happened while Ashlee had him plastered all over her Instagram and he never once acknowledged her on his. Her parents only found out through passport emergency contacts. You propose to a woman on her birthday trip, then strangle her and stage her murder as a suicide the same week? Pure evil. Jon McCann has allegedly been arrested pending charges.

This Skit Will Be Forever Be Funny

@JedediahBila She’s looking for her daddy

Why would any man on Earth date her? She's INSUFFERABLE. She's not doing sh*t for you!

You wake up at night and see this through the window. Wdyd? 😬

@AntiLeftMemes Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

🚨Were these firefighters justified ?? A. HELL YES B. NO

@AntiLeftMemes No

@charlieINTEL @JezCorden Are you surprised?

RUMOR: Xbox is reportedly considering removing Call of Duty from Day One on Xbox Game Pass this year [via @JezCorden]

31-Year-Old Woman Breaks Down In Tears After Finding Herself Single And Trapped In An Unwanted, Unplanned Pregnancy 🤰Y’all got any advice for her???💔

Would you rather have a date night with Jayda Cheaves or walk away with $5,000?

@GarbageHuman24 You must be a cuck.

Please settle an argument between me and my wife. Is this girl fat?

@BronMuse NOT AT 50 MILLION WE DONT

LeBron will be an unrestricted free agent this summer. Do Lakers fans want him back on the roster?

@tdawgsmitty MW2019 8.0

Everyone predict when MW4 is coming out 👇 I am going September 22nd