Ivan Garcia

I do comedy

@mable_gunn open.spotify.com/playlist/48Hrr…

I need new music

@ledebayi open.spotify.com/playlist/48Hrr…

new music, put me on! ❤️

@unusual_whales UK pretty retarted now

BREAKING: UK Parliament agrees to lifelong smoking ban for those born after 2008, per BBC

@HiddenYorkshire Let them have it, better than wasting time on Netflix

I'm an anti-vinyl hipster. I can say that because I served my time being 14 and obsessed with collecting records and playing them on my mum's Dansette player, only to realise that I was fooling myself. Unless you're playing them on a very good, high-quality turntable and speakers, in the vast majority of cases there is no way vinyl *actually* sounds better than mp3. It's Emperor's New Clothes. A £££ turntable and speaker set? Okay, now we're talking. But let's be real here, most of your vinyl hipsters are using a terribly tinny HMV portable suitcase turntable and convincing themselves that it's somehow more ~authentic~ than Spotify. Just let it go. It's all about performance and aesthetics. You feel cool handling a record and posting about to Insta, but for actual musical quality, I'll stick with a good pair of headphones and my phone.

Hell is other drivers

Panda plate can solve everything

@CAgovernor Shut the fuck up

As California marks Yom HaShoah, we hold close the memory of the six million Jews and millions of other innocent men, women, and children who were horrifically murdered in the Holocaust. Our best antidote to the poison of antisemitism and all forms of hate is to make sure this evil tragedy is never denied — and never forgotten.

Are we human or are we tortas?

@ammalusty Eat as much ass as possible

Any tips on re-entering society after 5+ years of social isolation

@CompletedStreet How about no rail, just leave nature alone.

Imagine this, but with every city connected with high speed rail.

Gil Scott-Heron’s “The Bottle” — a groove you move to, and a story you can’t ignore.

@JonesDanny Bruh “Why do they call it yellow?”… 💀 😭😂

Kris Millegan has spent decades investigating secret societies from around the world. He says there are 3 levers that they use to achieve & maintain power, enabling them to quietly rule the world:

@elonmusk yeah, but can it eat ass?

Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world

@iamufohunter Psychopaths and religion

Need a honest opinion, What's stopping humans to just live in peace together ?

@ccmembersonly Wedding crashers

@TVCDeportes La pinche aficion del Monterrey es tan hostile una pendejada del chamaco pone en bronca al papa hasta lo matan. Correjir ese momento

CONTEXTO COMPLETO El video que se vitalizó del aficionado que golpea a su hijo y a un reportero desde la perspectiva previa 📹 Fer Guajardo #Chivas #Monterrey #TVCDeportes

@Steve_Sailer If I have to live with running into my ex girl friends in downtown, cities should have to live with their fallen hero’s name everywhere

Did Stalin ever unperson any Old Bolshevik like Bukharin or Trotsky faster than the American center-left establishment is unpersonning Cesar Chavez this week?

@NextMexOficial Lainez sucks, pretty simple reason

❌🇲🇽 The real reason of why he didn’t get called… According to martindelpalacio, Diego Lainez’s absence from the last two call-ups is due to a disciplinary issue 😳 It happened during the match against Bolivia 🇧🇴, where the player refused to follow a tactical instruction and made a gesture when “Vasco” called him out 😬 A shame… because he’s one of the most talented players in Liga MX 😤

@somos_FOX Valen verga Fox, C14 no debe estar en esta lista. Chingen a su puta madre

🫢 En la historia de Chivas, han pasado varios futbolistas que recuerdas, pero no precisamente por ser taaaaan buenos. ¿Alguien falta? 🔴⚪️