alfred cue

@AndrewRTDavies This has got to be a spoof account

Anti social behaviour has increased in Wales since Labour’s smacking ban came into force.

@NoContextBrits Nil points

What sentence will trigger the entire UK population?

@NoContextBrits This was the best piece of game show TV I’ve ever seen

Real ones remember this.

@NoContextBrits Chewing the Fat

What’s the most underrated British comedy series?

@NoContextBrits Use swear words in everyday sentences without causing offence

Name something every British person does.

@bbcquestiontime Surely pupils that attend private schools save the state money as they are not educated by the state. As a result, a tax break feels reasonable

Our second question tonight #bbcqt

@giftedHKO Probably need a≠b≠c

Task I was working on.

@AVA_airasia Please help me. Booked a flight a couple of hours ago for today by mistake and now I can’t do anything about it 🙈 Will you help me?

@MissDahlELama Obviously Pet Shop Boys’ “Always on my Mind”

@RealMattLucas Quod et demonstrandum

I’ve slept with over fifty men and I didn’t enjoy any of it so that proves I’m not gay

@jelly33 @mathsjem @DrFrostMaths Fermat’s Last Theorem - Simon Singh

@Coldwar_Steve Magnificent

@MrTankMaths @mathsjem @Sheena2907 @craigdyoung @NixxSunshine @PiXLMattTheApp What’s your favourite distribution and why?

Favourite interview questions to ask candidates in a job for maths teacher ….go! @Sheena2907 @craigdyoung @NixxSunshine @mathsjem @PiXLMattTheApp retweets welcome! thanks!

@HGV_Academy Got the email and registered my details. Can’t wait to get on the course #HGV #skillsbootcamp

@Coldwar_Steve Blimey this is good!

@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Completely untrue. Industry has been raising the issue with government for years. Here’s one of many articles pre-Brexit raising the alarm theguardian.com/world/2015/oct…

When asked "what went wrong" to result in a post-Brexit HGV driver shortage, David Davis said that the "industry didn't pay attention early enough." @NickFerrariLBC lbc.co.uk/radio/presente…

@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Just in case you were wondering how much of a lie this is. Here are alarm bells raised in 2015 theguardian.com/world/2015/oct…

@CP3Maths @mathsjem @mathsmrgordon @MrMattock @EmathsUK My favourite was “How to win at Monopoly”

@Native_Mode @alessionaval @WarOnTheRocks Great article

@giftedHKO Nice

wordpress.com/post/mathshko.… Yr10 wanted some more Qs on area of compound shapes that involved Pythagoras, ratio, trig or something else to make it less straight foreard.