James Edward Tabor 🍔

@TheHughAnthony What a fucking pathetic cunt excuse for a human you are. Putting your mother through that because of some imaginary club you think you’re part of. Good luck in the welfare system that you probably spend your time decrying. Post your mums ac I’ll send her some flowers. Prick.

I didn’t want to do this, but sadly it has gotten to this point. My dad has just been arrested for assault against me, and I have been kicked out of my house because of my politics. If you can please spare any help it would be greatly appreciated. paypal.com/donate/?hosted…

@NoContextBrits Melt.

What's the most British insult that ISN'T a swear word?

@mr_certainly I know I’ll never see praise for it, but future generations will thank me and countless other heroes for the part we played, the link in the chain we provided. A wise man once said “A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”🦾🌳

@mr_certainly However, my spine is evolving to accommodate it. My back is almost constantly in pain as a result. But I understand my evolutionary responsibility so I bear the torture and persevere..

The human body wasn’t designed for the way most of us currently live. Sitting in a chair jacking off for 5-6 hours every day… we weren’t meant for this

@liamgallagher @supersonic7492 @Matt_MMc @NME @oasis @fontainesdublin What about the real and not shit EMF? They’re brilliant live!

@supersonic7492 @Matt_MMc @NME @oasis @fontainesdublin They look like a shit EMF

Liam Gallagher is reportedly seeking “established acts” to support @oasis on reunion tour nme.com/news/music/lia…

@BBCRosAtkins @glastonbury Carlos is a legend. The Stonebridge set up is awesome, you’ll kill it I’m sure! Good luck 🤞

THREAD 1/15: As I may have mentioned a couple of times, in an unlikely development, I'm going to be doing a drum and bass set @Glastonbury. And, not at all unreasonably, quite a few people have asked me variations on ‘how did that happen?!’ Well, there's a bit of a story here.

If you’ve ever enjoyed a @slapandpickles burger, or are just from the North & you don’t want a big London brand to steal it, please vote for us by tonight! Last chance to level up burgers. They’ve take HS2, don’t let them take this! #northsouthdivide deliveroorestaurantawards.com/national/resta…

@FloraEGill The cat exists, the woman exists, the “God” “quoted” in the scriptures… not so much.

@Eric_Conn At least people who workshop her workshop something that exists. Jesus ain’t selling out stadiums is she?

It’s shameful and sad that a hyper-promiscuous, childless woman (Taylor Swift), aging and alone with a cat, has become the heroine of a feminist age.

@larryandpaul Keep it lercal

We do it all for the fans.x

@theribman What size mate? “Racist tantrum cunt please”

Stone Island do some wicked Kids jackets 🤣

@leekern13 “He” Also Didn’t ever exist at all ever but yeah whatevs

“Jesus was a Palestinian” is 360 degrees of bullshit Jesus was a Jew living in a conquered Jewish kingdom that was renamed Syria Palaestina by the Romans He wasn’t Palestinian But here’s the most sad and hilarious part of Palestinians trying to claim him as their own: Jesus wasn’t a fucking jihadist, you dumb fucks He was the total opposite of everything your fanatical Islamic fundamentalist terror regime is about He didn’t give the Sermon of the Suicide Bomber He never said “Blessed are the rapists” He was against the violence that dominates, characterises and is celebrated in Palestinian society

😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️

@afneil Two billion is a pittance in motor industry terms and what have the govt given away to get it? You’re hilarious. 🙄

This is hilarious. In the Brexit referendum and afterwards the prospect of Nissan leaving our shores was depicted as close to the end of days. Now it has decided not just to stay but invest a further £2 billion in Sunderland it is a “failing brand”. Truly has the whole Brexit debate discombobulated brains on both sides of the divide.

@northbanksyafc Ooh that’s interesting. Yeah would be nice to know that. I would have assumed Chelsea anyway.

@jamestabor Yes I know and he is from Surbiton, aged 57 - I am just keen to know if he is Arsenal or not. It turns out the flabby one is Chelsea and it could be the Rice shirt undercover copper looking bloke wasn’t fully part of that group, some of whom were “defending” the cenotaph earlier.

Has anyone worked out who Cocaine Penfold is yet? Proper bacon, this one…

@JamesCleverly @ukhomeoffice You won’t stop the boats. You can’t stop the boats. Get real. Admit what’s possible and get to bloody work doing what you can, not trapping off tropes you can never hope to achieve.

We will stop the boats.

@JamesCleverly Maybe crack on with the new job and forget watching and commenting on this nonsense? Don’t cheapen the office one day into your role. How ill-advised…

As Home Secretary, I can confirm that Hamas are a terror group.

@northbanksyafc They’ll remember it now. Absolutely life changing this will be for them. As it should be.

@jamestabor I bet some of these drunks didn’t even remember this had happened until they opened Twitter this morning!

Oh dear.