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Jaymie Gustafson
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Jaymie Gustafson
@jaymie
Progressive advocate & fan of CHI sports, fun facts, good food. Can’t get enough political news & bad TV. A sucker for anything Olympic and good causes. She/her
Washington, DC Присоединился Mayıs 2008
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I think of this segment every SOTU. I assume someone slipped it in to make sure Bush pre-read the whole document… and it stayed.
David Dayen@ddayen
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Gather ‘round, ladies. It’s time for the annual buying of The Notebook That Will Change Everything™️.
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NFL all-time wins by franchise
Chicago Bears 786
Green Bay Packers 785
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Either we went out with the same guy, or multiple men think their gout is a first date selling point.
Sara Schonfeld@SaraSchon
On a first date, my Bumble match declared, “I have gout.” To which I nodded sagely and, in attempt to make things less weird, said, “Just like Ben Franklin.” Looking back, I have no notes. I did my best.
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2 things I love this week: joyful stories abt people who’s student loans are forgiven and seeing the PPP receipts of people who are big mad about the policy.
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Oh no! Is your car really damaged?
Mark Dedrick@markdedrick
Not what I wanted to wake up to this morning.
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Ok @AmericanAir, you’ve got to be joking. We’re going on 90 minutes waiting for a gate agent to let us off the plane. Please just open the door.
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I’d say it was my worst travel experience ever, but it’s ongoing and I don’t want to jinx it (any more).
Mark Dedrick@markdedrick
@jaymie @AmericanAir Oh god that sounds horrendous.
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Hey @AmericanAir, we’ve been sitting on this plane trying to get from Tulsa to Dallas for nearly 8 hours… pretty please find us a gate so we can get off!
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@americanair We just learned that the reason flight 2921 hasn’t taken off is that the person who recorded the deplaned passengers can’t be located. WTF? We’ve been on the plane for nearly 6 hours.
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Hey Thomas, you might want to think about who’s next on the list after women and the LGBTQ+ community when you suggest taking away fundamental rights. #thisdoesntendwellforanyofus
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