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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢

John Bind⛑️🪖🧢

@johnbind2

Fun loving thought criminal. Caveat Emptor. What's a parody? Founder of United Internet Bullies and Keyboard Blowhards

Присоединился Şubat 2022
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@nypost Don't get me wrong it can feel oh so good to put a woman in her place if she's into that sort of thing. Some have a deep need to submit
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@nypost i'm not sneaky enough to actually do something like this but I think I get the idea
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
The sinister dating trend where women say men abandon them in the wilderness: 'he left me alone to test me' trib.al/JIKadwx
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@johnbind2 @EveKeneinan He's from Palmdale, CA not far from where I'm from. Hometown boy that made it big LOL
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Karlyn Borysenko, anti-communist cult leader
The mullet is the most common queer haircut. The point is to make a political statement against capitalist “normative” beauty standards.
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Eve Keneinan 𝛗☦️ن
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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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The Lunduke Journal
The Lunduke Journal@LundukeJournal·
GrapheneOS, an open source Android-based OS, has declared that they will not adhere to age verification laws. “GrapheneOS will remain usable by anyone around the world without requiring personal information, identification or an account. GrapheneOS and our services will remain available internationally. If GrapheneOS devices can't be sold in a region due to their regulations, so be it.”
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢
are we just making excuses for her cuz she's drunk? if she's really unable to control herself why doesn't she jump off a roof and try to fly? or stab herself with a knife? she has *some* control?
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U.S. Marines
U.S. Marines@USMC·
Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway. Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps. Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine. #USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Someone find this woman and marry her: 🙌
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Fletcher S. Aude@Suisnich·
@1776Diva yes. Love conquers all
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Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
She's got skills. It's that pushback when firing that gets to me. Every time.
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Heritage Foundation
Heritage Foundation@Heritage·
“ When we interpret the American founding, we can totally grant that these men were not endeavoring to establish a Catholic Republic...but we can recognize that what they have done has created a meaning that is very much in line with the natural law tradition, with Thomisitic traditions, scholastic tradition.” - @michaeljknowles
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Shipwreckedcrew
Shipwreckedcrew@shipwreckedcrew·
District Court orders blocking the ending of TPS living on borrowed time. Prior DOJ filings and SCOTUS accepting specific question raised by DOJ makes the outcome almost pre-ordained. Link in next panel down. RPs appreciated.
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Eve Keneinan 𝛗☦️ن
The emasculation of men in the West leads many Westerners, especially Western White women, to have an extremely distorted idea of how dangerous violent and barbaric men actually are.
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AMC to Da Moon! 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀
@KeithBarth29233 @GAltringham For being a "100% heterosexual male," that had to be the most most non-heterosexual thing I have ever read. As a real 100% straight guy, never saw Brokeback and I never will. If Brokeback 2 ever comes out with Sweeney and Armas, yeah I'll watch it a couple of times. Because...😺
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Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
The 2024 Olympic opening ceremony was completely sacrilegious. In 2028, things are about to change.
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Heritage Foundation
Heritage Foundation@Heritage·
Heritage Policy Analyst @emlwaters once broke up with the man who would later become her husband because she was afraid of having children at the expense of her career aspirations. Then she was reminded of what mattered most in life. “ Instead of just finding ourselves slaves to a given career, what if we were incredibly strategic and actually approach this saying, what do I want out of this arrangement, and what job will help fit in with my vision and hope for family?”
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Heritage Foundation
Heritage Foundation@Heritage·
You can have a culture animated by religion without it being a theocracy. Secular progressivism isn’t a neutral, it’s an animating religion in itself—and a demonstrably awful one at that. @michaeljknowles @DrJayRichards
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