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Michael

@jonasDFS

DFS player, part of the Dangerous Nights Crew 💦🥩

Присоединился Mayıs 2021
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Michael@jonasDFS·
@conquertheno Blue. Then you time travel back three times to when you are presented the pills and you pick the other 3. Very stupid question.
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Brandon Loree
Brandon Loree@Brandoniswrite·
#Cowboys selections from Matt Miller: - Pick 12: Jermod McCoy, CB - Pick 20: Emmanuel McNeil-Warren, S - Pick 92: Harold Perkins Jr., LB - Pick 112: Dani Dennis-Sutton, EDGE - Pick 152: Josh Cuevas, TE, Alabama - Pick 177: Jam Miller, RB - Pick 180: Cade Klubnik, QB - Pick 218: Chase Roberts, WR #DallasCowboys
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Matt Miller@nfldraftscout

Let's predict every single pick in the 2026 NFL Draft. A full seven-round mock draft. espn.com/nfl/draft2026/…

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Butterfinger
Butterfinger@Butterfinger·
Your noodles just got the ultimate upgrade. ⬆️ @butterfinger X @wearetopramen is dropping a NEW collab complete with a peanut buttery glaze and real Butterfinger pieces. Get ready because your taste buds will never be the same 🕺
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Michael
Michael@jonasDFS·
@JoeyO70 zero chance Dallas is remotely interesting in this terrible deal
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Joey O
Joey O@JoeyO70·
We doing this Browns fans?
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Michael
Michael@jonasDFS·
@united perfect for fatties!
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United Airlines
United Airlines@united·
The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated
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Michael
Michael@jonasDFS·
@RapSheet OH NO, THE SEASON IS RUINED
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Ian Rapoport
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet·
The #Cowboys have waived DT Perrion Winfrey, per the wire.
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Michael
Michael@jonasDFS·
@fd_guru all your lineups and slips have been trash, can't believe people pay you for this dogshit
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FD-GURU ™
FD-GURU ™@fd_guru·
What did I do to deserve this (Only guy I put in every lineup)
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Michael
Michael@jonasDFS·
@mpelaezmma pussy little bitch is what he is
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Friendly Colombian
Friendly Colombian@mpelaezmma·
Kawhi Leonard does one fancy dunk and now is chilling the rest of the night. He has 5 points after 2 quarters. Real super star numbers 🙄 #fbi
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FD-GURU ™
FD-GURU ™@fd_guru·
MLB Season Membership Giveaway 1 person who RETWEETS this will win! MLB is a month away and I'm coming off of my best season ever! Some major wins for everyone, looking forward to this season
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Michael
Michael@jonasDFS·
@Marcus_Mosher no, we'll take 2 first round picks , tyvm
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Marcus Mosher
Marcus Mosher@Marcus_Mosher·
I think the REAL question here is if a team like Denver offered the No. 62 pick for George Pickens and signed him to a $38M/year deal.... Would Dallas match? Or would they accept the compensation?
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Ian Rapoport
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet·
The #Bills continue with their head coach search tomorrow, as former #Giants coach Brian Daboll and #Colts DC Lou Anarumo both have their interviews. Today, it was Joe Brady.
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Michael@jonasDFS·
@RapSheet he won't be back until Nov 2026, mark my words
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Michael@jonasDFS·
fixed it for you, SIR. Mister President, SIR (with tears in my eyes)
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Michael
Michael@jonasDFS·
weird that god would let you get injured just so you can tell people about god, but okayyy 🙄 couldn't he just as easily miracle your ACL back right this instant if he really wanted the publicity? it seems the most likely reality is that god simply doesn't exist and never did
Micah Parsons@MicahhParsons11

I may be sidelined, but I am not defeated. This injury is my greatest test—a moment God allowed to strengthen my testimony. I believe He walks with me through this storm and chose me for this fight because He knew my heart could carry it. I’m deeply grateful to the Packers organization and my teammates for their unwavering support, love, and belief in me during this season. I trust His timing, His plan, and His purpose. I will rise again.

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Michael
Michael@jonasDFS·
someone check Stafford's fanduel account dude definitely put the house on over .5 INT
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