juno

“close enough”

what happens when the rcq is 96 people

The issue with a card like this in 2026 standard is that every creature has already done something on etb. You're never hitting like, a tarmogoyf this this. The 2nd issue is decks never run out of gas/things to do (winternight stories lol), they are only gaited by their mana

@caro_irl @mtgbanding first you must build a bridge between communities. this is accomplished by catering to bilingual japanese grinder girls (we are legion, i promise)

@mtgbanding teach me your ways of being likeable to jp mtg twitter, phil-sensei

the secret to this website that I've learned as a professional shitposter is that unfortunately, the most effective way to maximize your engagement is to get constantly ratioed in QRTs, which explains a lot about some accounts here

neoform

Hey Y'all! I've made an updated sideboard guide for Jeskai Blink for free! deck list is the second tab :) I am going to start streaming some time in may so i added my twitch and youtube links at the bottom of the guide! docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d… @fireshoes ❤️❤️❤️

every other tcg with streamlined mana systems get so freaky. “set 1, mana cheat in the command zone” i think I see frequently

it's beautiful

challenge today

yo😭

@ChefGreginald @FrnzydTrpbreakr no the double vision was funny

@FrnzydTrpbreakr This is the problem with me stealing memes from my friends in random discords. I never know if it's something that they stole first smh 😔

life changing

@MikeWasThere I’m surprised that you’re only hearing about this now. but also my alma mater did not add the RIW pauper invitational player to the roster until last week. a bit scuffed (endearingly)

Apparently, my MTG club is running some kind of big 10 college tournament on MTGO, and Daybreak / @MagicOnline is helping. Im so confused bc every person who shows up every week is a commander player😭

@MikeWasThere @MaeTcg uncertain you will destroy any “FNM heroes”, the average uni magic player does not leave commander in the school building

@MaeTcg Hello, Mae. The University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign is hosting an MTGO tournament for Big 10 uni students. Should I register this to destroy their FMN heroes?

Posted some updates to the Jeskai Blink guide after another week of testing. Feel great about the deck and think it's extremely underrated from what I'm hearing in the streets. Play it while people still aren't respecting you.

@rcondon_ @fireshoes how did this even happen??

2 seconds after opening the tuna can

What is going on

@puppydog_gaming I take it back that nothing is wrong with you

phlage regressors be like i cost this many *holds up four fingers* to return from the yard :)

oh so its tasteful and artistic when ethel cain does it but when i do it i get removed from the discord server

I showed you my splatter technique please respond

@puppydog_gaming nothing.

finished giving my gf a blowjob and said, out loud, “get head idiot. get sucked on.” what is wrong with me. discuss