Chef Cliffy

Whoah.. finally I'll be good at Magic: the Gathering

Coworker whipped out his DS and started playing Pokémon FireRed. Kinda based

@jewishcrab Have you been dredging

stwinkweed imp

@mtgfrenzy Make a kappa. Have a 3rd basic

@ChefGreginald How do you handle the Ponza matchup?

Won the 3 round RCQ with Affinity. Might go to Baltimore now. Rd 1 vs Prowess 2-1 Rd 2 vs Boros Ponza 2-0 Rd 3 vs UW Control 2-0

@Bophhades LIKES ARE MEANT TO BE HIDDEN

nothing quite like a good book

@jewishcrab @koboldbf Wow she's just like me..

my body is a machine that turns 15 lemon pepper wings into a tummy ache

@TolariaMidWest @LizardJenny 🤣🤣

@LizardJenny @ChefGreginald Omg Jenny I’m so sorry you had to find out like this 😭

Yall praying on my downfall. This is the worst deck I've played in my life

@TolariaMidWest @LizardJenny Someone had to 😔

@ChefGreginald @LizardJenny The real mistake was taking the standard seat 🤔

@JoeLongBalls You're missing the point completely. It's not about making a mess. It's about the concept of being comfortable around your partner

somethings always rubbed me the wrong way about the "okay we've dated for 5 months I can just do gross shit now" comedy that's very prevalent in the millennial circle

@TyggzTiger Aoaoaoao

@ChefGreginald See u there (I can’t go to LA cause of a furry convention)

@adam_b_t Probably do. That is the most complicated matchup in my experience

@ChefGreginald If you need a Boros energy player to test against at some point lmk. I’m also going

@TyggzTiger GIMME THAT TUSSY

I think more people should do this

@GiggsMtg Amen 🙏

Cry time: Honestly, i didnt remember such a more miserable experience in Magic than playing vs Boros LD in modern. Deck isnt good, isnt fun, you just wait until die to some 3/2 attacks because you cant do anything. Bring me back Griefs, Breaches and Rings, please!

This park really hates me

@Mengu09 One day I'll be at mengu level

@ChefGreginald Get good. That deck was broken I went 9-0 with it at WMC.

@samjhoffman 0-3 drop because our standard and legacy decks were unplayable and we didn't prepare at all. Modern seat went 3-0 with boggles tho

@ChefGreginald We made it to 4-2 how'd your group fare? I was the standard rep on abzan control

@fleckdoggy @Cougs_irl You're getting bred 🫵

@Cougs_irl #fakebreeder

@ring1303 Forgot

why do so many magic players just refuse to eat food at events

@HJurenko @aarrgh_

@ChefGreginald @aarrgh_ I sent this to my boyfriend 3 weeks ago and he now has 100 variants of it saved to his phone

it’s my birthday send me cool pictures