Alex Edge

@hazza_chaz @craigherman 😂

@craigherman Justin and John Wong together would be UNSTOPPABLE.

Only one person in #Neighbours deserves a house in Hawaii and it’s Justin. Man overpowered Toadie and Mel, bundled them into separate carriages on a freight train, offloaded them into a shack in the outback and tied them up. All without being seen or reported to the police 🤷

.@wiltscouncil, we had reason to call the dog warden today (found a lost dog), and she was brilliant - timely, knowledgeable, and kept the dog's best interests at heart throughout. Thank you.

Funny how the term ‘dad bod’ has been completely normalized and accepted but ‘mom bod’ isn’t and YET the moms are the ones sacrificing their bodies to grow and birth and breastfeed those babies. But women are expected to bounce back and be thin but dad bods are accepted fully.

@neighbours Drag him out of the car and drop kick him into next week as he is irritating AF

What should Andrew do?

@DWFireControl #teampanda

Good evening from Green Watch supported by a member of Blue Watch as we bring National Panda Day to a close (yes it's a real thing). Have you celebrated? Or are you more of a National Artichoke Hearts Day person? (Panda would not approve) 👩‍🚒👨‍🚒🐼🟢🔵🚒

Catching up on #Gladiators and the one thing that has to be said about this series is the kids in the audience need to up their game and put some more effort in with their signs. Some of them are absolute crap

When all else fails, eat a whole packet of Jammy Dodgers

Is it just the way my mind works or does anyone else find it a bit weird on the kids programme Dog Squad when the dogs frequently declare "Big Dog Energy!"? I definitely hear/think something else when they say it...😳

So pleased Purdy's left over specialist cat food is being taken by Cat Watch Wilts for the kittens they currently have ❤️🐾

Where the fuck is Susan when you need her? #Neighbours

@DWFireControl @RBFRSofficial Goodbye Lizzie! You're amazing. X Be safe! 🚒🔥

Tonight we're saying goodbye to Lizzie! Lizzie's leaving us after almost 5 years in control, stepping out from behind the screens to join @RBFRSofficial as an operational firefighter. She's been brilliant here in control and we know she's going to be amazing in her new role!

Brekkie Chillax Hollibobs Hun Innit Din-dins All things (as in "join us when we'll be talking all thing Eastenders") Huzzah Picky tea "Watch this space" "Starter for ten" Movie instead of fil "Take out" instead of takeaway

Well done, Shirley 👏, let's hope your service now act on the report... 😶

Carla - " I've got a factory to run" Oh really? You've never fucking mentioned it 🙄 #Corrie

#Portsmouth firefighters transformed @Cosham23 into a festive grotto. Children from Queen Alexandra Hospital were invited for an afternoon of entertainment and an opportunity to meet Santa!

Getting old is...watching Home Alone and thinking it just would have been cheaper to let them rob the place

In 2 weeks and 6 days I'll have a 1 year old...🤯 In 3 weeks I'll have a 48 year old... Double 🤯

Waking up in London next level tired and hungover is giving me serious brand conference flashbacks

20 mins spent cuddling the Dyson was time well spent so I could then vacuum the living room without Joseph flipping out 🤣

What a day. One exhausted little Joseph 🐻 fast asleep in bed. Time for a much needed glass of wine and Purdy cuddle. RIP MH🕊