neuter andrew peeke

@RealWayneCody1 @goodgameurdone @tebzafc there are mummy’s with healed femurs that were split clean in 2, there was also the option of amputation. you’d be wildly surprised how resilient humans are

@luhbrix @goodgameurdone @tebzafc Bro, if some caveman tore his ACL, the would die. Catastrophic injury in that time. Animals would eat the caveman because it was caveman times.

What did people do in caveman times when someone tore an ACL?

@paqdaddy @JFreshHockey literally doesn’t matter in the playoffs if the other team is gonna take stupid penalties he’s gonna bury them

@JFreshHockey Power play merchant

hilarious that even in the series where everyone is talking about how disappointing he was, Mikko Rantanen cannot help himself but have 7 points in 6 games.

@goodgameurdone @tebzafc this also isn’t true. tons of evidence of people surviving bad injuries and being cared for during those injuries. less likely obviously but it wasn’t an automatic death sentence like you’re implying

@tebzafc That's the answer. They die

@goodgameurdone @tebzafc heavily skewed due to infant mortality, if you made it past 10 you could pretty easily live a normal life

@tebzafc You know average life expectancy was like 25 right?

@TheC21317 @BradIey98 @tdgarden why are you here?? you’re a basketball fan man your sport is dying worry about that

@BradIey98 @tdgarden Nobody cares its hockey

This is what I need to see out of @tdgarden and the bruins tomorrow

@therealejages16 @Jessemedscience i don’t think there’s any world don doesn’t balk the second he hears what they’d want, obviously don’t trade hagens but he shouldn’t say no to anyone else

@Jessemedscience J Robertson is my pick

Offer-sheet Pavel Dorofeyev, Don — pay the ransom and stick him next to Pastrnak… #BRUINS #VGK #NHL

but he’s the problem

@BruinsWyan2 my biggest issue with the org is the inside hiring tbh

@luhbrix Great player but not a good player developer. Same with most of the boys club running management

Red Sox 🤝 Bruins Ruining their top prospect

@orioles82 @Hellhammer9999 @_TyAnderson because your bum ass team hasn’t done anything in 15 years everyone wants to watch

@Hellhammer9999 @_TyAnderson Why then the large Sabre fan there. Why the availability and the cheapest tic. Buff. Sells out every game with the 2nd highest playoff price

Pastrnak was yelling "We are coming back, we are coming back" to the fan against the glass.

@BruinsWyan2 no reason to not sell him, gonna be old right away and his value is crazy high from a anomaly year

Pavel Zacha has 2 goals in 30 playoff games

@BruinsWyan2 @racetofifty @Jessemedscience @BruinsBenders don hitting on that carlo trade has somehow made everyone forget everything else he’s done since then and it’s mind boggling

@racetofifty @Jessemedscience @BruinsBenders Donny outsmarted everyone again with that move!

I think some are grossly missing the point on why people are upset about James Hagens not being in the lineup It’s not necessarily whether he plays (or not) — it’s really more about the misdirection from management on what the goals and priorities are for this franchise People are weary on how Boston handles its prospects so excuse us for being a bit ‘sensitive’ on the subject I don’t think anyone would be upset if James Hagens was sitting out on the 2013, 2019, or 2023 teams — there’s logic there. The ability to watch HOF’s with a Stanley Cup on their resume execute when the pressure is on is invaluable for a young player’s development However, that’s not your 2025-2026 Boston Bruins, not even in the same stratosphere. This season should have always been about progression, growth, and transition. Boston teams don’t “tank”, that much is obvious and acceptable — but to simply abandon the idea of developing your prospects is quite the choice. Instead, you go out and sign Mikey Eyssimont, bring in Alex Steeves, and bring back Sean Kuraly (who we all adore). You punt on exploring trade scenarios on guys who are most likely not part of your nucleus (Casey Mittelstadt, Andrew Peeke, and Viktor Arvidsson) — Essentially blocking a path for your own young guys. Whether any of your prospects can play or not is anyone’s guess, because quite frankly, they never get anything more than a cup of coffee — the Riley Tuftes and Max Jones of the world get the free pass though? Makes sense (sarcasm). There are reasons why Chris Pelosi and Ryan Walsh chose to go back to school and why Andre Gasseau and Oskar Jellvik pivoted towards UFA status — no one is saying they’re grade-A guys but the the subliminal message was clear: There’s not a lot of trust in Boston’s development process and people are paying attention. That said, I don’t expect Boston to fumble Dean Letourneau and Will Zellers when both push to turn pro next spring but the confidence is not relatively high. #NHL #BRUINS #NHLBRUINS

@BruinsCLNS @HackswithHaggs that fat fuck has never put on a pair of skates in his life, 0 reason to take him seriously

Should James Hagens play game 6 in the Bruins-Sabers series? @HackswithHaggs doesn’t think so: “Mikey Eyssimont, Alex Steeves there's zero doubt in my mind they are bigger helps towards winning a game in the playoffs than James Hagens right now.”

@TTEngineer1 @BizNasty2point0 “differs from usa hockey” yea no shit dude that rulebook is nonsense

@BizNasty2point0 Biss, My bad. I played in the 80s and 90s and I didn’t realize the NHL offsides rule was changed in 2020. This offsides rule change differs from USA Hockey, Olympic Hockey and Traditional Hockey Rules. We always had to toe drag when the real tough guys played the game.

For those asking. Onside by a hair. Electric finish in Buffalo. Pasta prevails.

@TheMaster_Plan_ @BruinsWyan2 no but that doesn’t mean that hagens needs to be benched for “underperforming”

@BruinsWyan2 Minten hasn't even been close to the problem and you know that

People complaining about James Hagens doing nothing offensively while you have this guy getting consistent top 6 minutes… #NHLBruins

so 5k to zadorov, nothing to vilmanis and a slap on the wrist to jamie benn. how is george parros employed??

@JFreshHockey logan thompson likely should be in it but everyone’s discounting swayman like he didn’t drag the bruins into the playoffs almost single-handedly

The 2025-26 Vézina Finalists have been announced: Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Swayman. Disagree? You're not alone. Here's who four analytical models - including the HockeyStats.com model and three proprietary ones used by NHL teams - have as their top 5 by goals saved:

@Hotgarbagelol @seiderdacollida @MikeBartner

@luhbrix @seiderdacollida @MikeBartner He’s apart of the team just any other star

Logan Thompson not nominated for the crime of his team not making the playoffs while Swayman’s did.

@Hotgarbagelol @seiderdacollida @MikeBartner no man sway is the only reason the bruins even sniffed the playoffs

@seiderdacollida @MikeBartner That’s goes for most teams in the league without their starter

@HackswithHaggs @MrMattyBarry have you ever actually played hockey?? like put on a pair of skates and played competitive hockey?? everything you say is just the dumbest shit possible

@MrMattyBarry I think it was Toe Blake that said you don't win playoff hockey games with bar graphs...or maybe it was Scotty Bowman

Steeves and Eyssimont were in the bottom 3 statistically last night among forwards. This is exhausting #NHLBruins