ShieldCaptainGreenMage(Parody of a Parody Account)

Apologies for any weird messages this morning. Account was compromised. Don't click on anything suspicious from me and avoid crypto nonsense. Nothing else of mine was hacked and there was no other suspicious activity, so I think it was from the hack right before adepticon.

@Rhomaic @SimplyShae13 "Black library books aren't canon" This you?

@SimplyShae13 Nope, it's been very clear GW staff are far left. For all your talk of abundance and how long ago it was (2021, which isn't that far back), you can only reference one short story. Additionally, black library books aren't considered canon by GW.

Adorable pivot. You may go now 🙂

@Ceaseless_boid @TruthInspectorD Deny Jesus and turn to estrogen.

I will show it then, took me 2 minutes

@ZealousChoice I remember when we were rejoicing for the cute marine with helmet and balaclava What are we doing man why are we as society went backwards

@knightofdice @Graine_01 @SimplyShae13

@Graine_01 @SimplyShae13 @mage_you The imperium is the good guys and I’m tired of pretending they arn’t

Trans people have been welcome in the Imperium for years now

@ShireStafford72 @CommanderFemUnc Ohhhh, I'm very happy to hear that. Can't wait to hear more about it.

@mage_you @CommanderFemUnc The star child is mentioned in both dawn of fire and End and the Death

Is the whole star child thing retcon’d because you guys told me about it and I told my Warhammer friends irl and they legit went “Your twitter mutuals are going to make you retarded” and said the star child shit doesn’t matter and that I need to stop caring about retcon’d lore 😭 It made me feel very stupid.

@SimplyShae13 People forget how weird the imperium is, you are more likely to get killed for having a extra finger than kissing menor taking estrogen lol

@DickWizardry Yeah, the second print of RotV and the flag bearers were Toys or Us exclusive. Also yeah, I only had one old lava set, but now you can buy lava terrain, including 24 hex lava field and 3 hex molten lava

@mage_you Wow looks awesome, that looks like a lot of lava sets too. I remember they used to be exclusive at toys r us

Orcs go hard, very fun #heroscape

The reason this can never happen is that every server will devolve in to Gangle death squads hunting down and publicly executing every Jax they can find. I'd pay good money to watch that though.

@DickWizardry Yesssss Marro supremacy Here is some of my nonsense that I've built.

@mage_you A map i made back in the day. I love the jungle and swamp sets and I see that they have new terrain for it with the new sets as well youtu.be/rfKqoeXVTlU?is…

@ZealousChoice @AquaticFlapper I think it's just something with influencers and how socialization on the internet affects empathy. You just have to have faith that people will chill out and care more for each other when this is over.

@mage_you @AquaticFlapper I dont understand the world anymore

God I hate all these fucking heartless people on this site and in the real world. Genuinely terrible people with no form of compassion, empathy or care.

@Megamarines Yess, the red is so nice and vibrant. I love the team composition/)w(\

@mage_you Here’s where my New Antioch warband sits at the moment!

This thang is doing numbers. I wanna see all y'all's warbands, if you'll share. Maybe also the trench stls if you made use of them 👀 #trenchcrusade

@DickWizardry Dewit. All the old stuff is still compatible with the new releases.

@mage_you Ahh that makes me want to break out my sets and get a game going!

@ElyayLeader Beat him with a arc maul and lock him in the box, you won't get the curse if he doesn't die.

If I ever get put in a fight involving Lucius I am FUCKED I take too much pride in all the weapons and tanks I put work into that I deadass might override the pride of whoever actually killed him

@CommanderFemUnc Can't be mine, I just showered...

Whose aura am I sensing right now?!

@CommanderFemUnc DMs are also open if you need anything. Sorry if my advice is a little repetitive, it's like 1 am lol

@CommanderFemUnc I find patience is important, but do not mistake that for doing nothing. In the mean time, be proactive, paint dates with bros will have to suffice, your local game store may have hobby nights. And don't worry, you look great and give a good vibe, you won't be single forever ^^

//Venting so you can ignore. Definitely hate that I got ghosted because of my lack of being sexual with people. I love making jokes about it but I can’t do the whole sexting/nudes/sex so soon thing and it’s ruining my chances at a relationship. So much therapy and it’s not fixed it. I don’t know how to just be normal and be sexually attracted to people quickly. Men don’t enjoy this and think I don’t like them because I can’t be sexual. (At least the ones who hit me up.) Hopefully at some point the therapy does help! Maybe it just needs time.

@RedCommieD Knights are not exactly a standard army and we only see one model of the nurgle force. Also, you can still build classic lists, I always take at least 20 tactical marines and I hold my own. You may prefer Heresy.

@mage_you Troops until 10th were required with the force org L shaped ruins are a symptom of an overly killy game, and they really dont look like anything other then the pieces of card board that they are I really think playing some other wargames would show u that

Are we just stating facts now and pretending that it's controversial? Is that the new bit?