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@RosserJobs @alt_w_v_g

If you had to hand your X account to one person: Who are you choosing?

@FrontierCorp so you know. Your “agent” who I was speaking to told me to go back to @GetSpectrum

@FrontierCorp absolute worst service I’ve experienced in a long time. Worthless.

Dear restaurant owners: We all hate the QR code menus. Stop. -everyone

@coffee_oil Similar situation, I found cycling a year ago. If you can you should try it. Helps me tremendously.

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

One of my favorite things about GWOT veterans is that they are all pretty tech savvy. They all wear hearing aids, but they also have them hooked up to their Bluetooth. It makes it really hard to tell if they are on a call or just muttering to themselves.

Some of you never ran from the cops as a kid when you had a party in the woods, and it really shows.

@Kaitain_US Wash your hands…a lot

Pray for me. I’m in the Villages FL.

@GallagherMW Braves fan, but still a Freeman fan.

Hello Twitter (never calling it X). Baseball is upon us and I would like more Baseball People in my feed, so im going to put this out there in hopes Baseball People see this and want to interact/talk shit/whatever, because Baseball People are the best. My name is Brian Gallagher.

Saturday afternoon My kid's soccer game I'm in the cargo shorts Capri Sun in pocket three Backup batteries in pocket five You never know Timex on Folding chair set up six feet from any other parent On purpose By 1:04 a dad on the other team was screaming Not encouraging Screaming At a referee who is legally not old enough to drive to this game The kids are five Half of them are running the wrong direction One kid just did a cartwheel at midfield And this man wants a replay review His wife whispered something to him He did not lower his voice She moved her chair three feet to the left I've seen that move before My wife does it at every professional appointment I attend It means "I don't know this person" Rolex Ron was there too Standing Arms crossed Sunglasses on His kid touched the ball once With his shin Ron clapped like it was a goal It was not a goal The game ended I don't know the score Neither do the kids The only person who tracked it was the screaming dad He told everyone in the parking lot it was 4-3 No one asked My daughter ran over She said "dad I had so much fun" Not "we won" Not "I scored" Just "I had fun" Five years old and she already understands something half the parents on that sideline never will I handed her the Capri Sun Loaded the chairs Timex still ticking Sent from my iPhone

@HrtTacticalGear “Doc….need you to check my balls”

Best caption wins some FREE swag. We'll draw a winner Monday morning (3/23).* *Limited to US addresses only #hrttacticalgear #training #hrtxvcplatecarrier #platecarrier #maximusplacard #arcbelt #lawenforcement

Rename one of the Navy ships after Chuck Norris. Not the Cesar Chavez one, because it's just a dry cargo ship. The legend needs a destroyer with his name on it. Get it done, @PeteHegseth

This legitimately might be the best throw in baseball history

@homegymcoop Who actually has time to workout at 0800?

Unpopular opinion…. I don’t want robo umpires in the MLB. I want to argue calls, see coaches and players get thrown out of games. I want to complain about bad umpires. I want the human element in the game. #hottake @MLBSpaces @MLBNetwork @WBCBaseball @ESPNMilwaukee

As youth travel ball starts… Coaches: if you don’t have enough pitching to safely get through a tournament — don’t enter. Too many kids get maxed out just to win a meaningless trophy. No trophy is worth a young arm. Parents — if you allow it, you’re part of the problem.

It doesn’t matter what you want to call it: • Travel ball • Select ball • Tournament ball • League ball • City League ball • Little League ball It’s still youth baseball. It’s a hard game being played by kids. That alone is a challenge but then add in adult emotions and intentions of wanting to be “superior” and you have a recipe for disaster. Keep those expectations realistic. Even though some of these kids have grown quicker than others, were born with different abilities than their peers, they are still kids. They will make mistakes (a lot), struggle with focus, look amazing one second then trip on nothing the next, have poor body language, tear up and do many other things that get under us adults skin. Yep, they are kids! Funny thing is once upon a time we were them and did the same things, made off the wall comments, had squirrel moments and drove our parents, coaches and teachers crazy. So in reality, we get frustrated with them for the same things we did 🤔. This is youth baseball. No matter how we want to spin it and give it a title that implies we are better than the others, I would slow down and remember that this phase in their lives is not about us. Not about our experience but all about them, their personal growth as young athletes and people and we are here to help them get the most out of it for as long as they would like to play the game. In fact, we have an opportunity to enjoy something with them that many of us enjoyed growing up. And for a few of them, their ability will grow into something amazing which will lead to opportunities they dream of. Grow the game!

For baseball nerds like me, this is the problem I have with the ABS system coming to MLB. It was a strike when it crossed the plate. And was correctly called. But by time catcher caught it, looked low. ABS challenge system will call it a ball. I say let the umps call it. FWIW.

@RaysTheRoofTB Blue called them low all night. Not right, but it was fair.

You CANNOT allow a game of that magnitude to end on a call like that Holy shit that was bad