mcb

Has anyone seen my sense of humor? I seem to have misplaced it.

How do I know if I have swine flu? And if I do, how long do I have to live?

Why is HABIT magazine following me? Do they know something that I don't?

Extremely high percentage of padded backpacks here at #io2009

Happiness is a well-tossed salad.

This guy knows what I'm talking about. This guy DEFINITELY knows what I'm talking about. http://www.laughyourdickoff.com/

My new favorite vegetable... Radishes. At this time a year ago, who would have thought?

When will I be able to not think of "two girls, one cup" when I'm taking my afternoon dump? It's been two years already.

Nothing like an evening of musical theatre to really increase your appreciation of people that laugh way too hard at things.

I like this thoughtful proposal. Maybe something decent can come out of the collapse. 🙏🙏🙏 @stablekwon @terra_money @LFG_org #refundmyust

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Some MetaMask users have received emails (ctt.ec/A8e0x+) coming from “noreply@metamask.io” asking them to verify their MetaMask wallet. This is a scam!

For voters who plan to vote by mail, you should request your ballot now so that you have plenty of time to receive and return it. Go to vote.org. 4/10

@WeberGrills Thank you!

@mcb Hi! We're sorry to learn about the trouble with your chimney starter! Please send us a DM, and we'll be happy to help. Thanks!

@WeberGrills should the handle melt off a new chimney over an empty grill?

Happy Birthday, Susan!! @susanpuccinelli

I just entered the Thumbtack Kickback from @thumbtackpress. They give one unique print away every week! Play: bit.ly/kickback4

I'm at Mission Hill Saloon (491 Potrero Ave, Mariposa, San Francisco). http://4sq.com/3BM7b6

I had no idea that John Goodman was still alive.

Just started U.S. state http://smart.fm/goals/135720 on Smart.fm