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She/Her • 30 • 🇦🇺🇫🇮 • 🇵🇸 Присоединился Mayıs 2025
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
State Lines Six years after Shane and Ilya’s relationship ends in disaster, Shane is living the perfect life. He has the perfect husband, the perfect friends and a whole future planned. It would be a shame if his new Russian tutor turned out to be the ex he’s definitely over.
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mat@user_300715·
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#hollanov smau where Shane and Ilya are both in the same frat, Shane has a girlfriend but they keep hooking up everytime they are drunk. Everyone knows and no one cares, just thinks it's funny as fuck. They are just like "ah yes Shane and Ilya the blowjob bros"

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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
@high81fashion Hey man we’ve got our own flavours of footy idk what yall are doing out there 😭
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L 🩵🪐🦦🐝@high81fashion·
Australians do yall call football soccer?! Or is Oscar just being weird
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shane being all smiley and giggly around ilya is so important to me
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‎ًclau ⁴⁸¹@GETlTWRONG·
I had enough of Australia and Australians
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
if one more app tries to force their AI feature down my throat I am setting fire to a data centre myself
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
@deansilyas Mine shipped literally yesterday! I think they've just had a gazillion orders.
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medina ເມດີນາ@deansilyas·
has anyone who ordered directly from numero heard anything about their magazines...
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
I would literally rather PEEL MY FLESH FROM MY BONES than have you summarise the messages from my friends or check my writing for grammar mistakes or draw me a picture or find me a song. I want to read every message myself. I want every out of place comma. Leave me alone.
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
@coraiism Honestly I'd believe it if this app didn't feel like it was being held together with three elastic bands and a dream anyway
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corbyn³ 🇪🇸 BARCELONA TIME@coraiism·
i wonder if the age verification will ever get fixed on twitter or if aussies will forever be unable to access any sensitive media
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
@coraiism it's just fuckass twitter though everywhere else was fine
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
@coraiism Remembering adult content on twitter in a montage like the dead wife at the start of a movie
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
@baepshane this is such a beautiful friendship already
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silver 🥄@baepshane·
@mclrnshitposts if you arent allergic to peanuts i will save some for you too💗
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
okay I have written half of what was left for my essay. I have answered 45 comments. I have made some line edits to chapters 10, 11 and 12. Now I will walk to the supermarket for a lil snack and then come back.
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
@HR_husbands Omg no stop that's so kind 😭 I got this feeling though because I realised that YOU someone I've READ and LOVED wants to read MY FIC??!!??!?!?! CRAZY TIMES OK
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Cottage Girl@HR_husbands·
@mclrnshitposts But I also kinda got so excited when you told me you read one of my fics! Hahahaha. I was like „Wait somebody with a successful fic noticed one of mine?!“ 🤣🤣
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts·
Nothing makes me giggly and giddy like when someone whose fic I’ve read and loved commenting on MY fic. Like! I admire you!!! And you’ve read what I’VE written???? You like me too??????? Should we make out??????????
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@mclrnshitposts Omg I feel this!! Happened to me once and I went into fangirl mode for a sec!
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