Michael Deuser

@KevinOConnorNBA The Dump Heard Round the World, really. I imagine this will also dominate the headlines for months -- years? -- to come.

Wow so I asked Chat GPT for the most memorable Friday news dumps and it gave this answer

@StanfordMBB If only the team were like '98. It's past time to hire Haase. He's recruited some great talent and none of them have played up to their potential, and it's clear now that's just how it'll go. See: Johnny Dawkins.

Straight out of 1998... it's GAME DAY 🚨 📺: ESPNU 📊: stanfordstats.com 📝: stanford.io/3HDUcs5 #GoStanford

@AaronLevine_ @FO_wordofmuth @StanfordFball @wilnerhotline @RJ_Abeytia @jnrayburn @LombardiHimself Co-sign, @Stanford_AD! Elite "revenue sports" alongside elite academics is part of what makes Stanford Stanford. I've gone from watching every single basketball and football game to watching none at all. Appreciate what Shaw has done but it's past time to move on. -Stanford '03

cc: @FO_wordofmuth, @StanfordFball, @wilnerhotline, @RJ_Abeytia, @jnrayburn, @LombardiHimself

Hey, @Stanford_AD: 1-15 in the last 16 Pac-12 gms. Lost by 38 to WSU, 35 to Utah, now Cal - AGAIN. But you'll likely give @CoachDavidShaw a lifetime extension for beating ND. You never responded to my email from October. So I'll share it widely. Embarrassing. #GoStanford

@HyattCrystalCty @Hyatt @HyattConcierge Now three hours past check-in. 7 pm local time. Still no room. @HyattCrystalCty @Hyatt I’m not sure what to do — do I need to find another place to sleep tonight? Please help.

Now more than two hours and counting since I was supposed to check in @HyattCrystalCty and my room is still not available. Stuck here for business with nowhere to go. @Hyatt @HyattConcierge is this how you treat all your guests?

@FO_wordofmuth Yikes, is the only word.

O looks great. Lance has no shot at stopping them

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