@Bob_Janke Next thing, he’ll be complaining about bananas being too pointy again, or mayonnaise being too spicy again. Insufferable.
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Mike is short for Micycle
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Mike is short for Micycle
@mwillwerth
Weird, happy, tan and rested.
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@mwillwerth I like spaghetti in fact I was thinking about it when I wrote that. I could have just as easily said tacos or anything else
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Who the heck doesn’t like spaghetti this is outrageous! I’ve never heard such nonsense, and another thing…
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke
You used to be able to go online and say "I don't like spaghetti" and move on with your day. Now you get to be lectured by some 15 year old coal miner in Istanbul why you're an idiot for not liking spaghetti
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@Bob_Janke Don’t you dare back peddle, you chose your hill, now die on it, you spaghetti-phobic monster.
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@citizenkawala Ok, but where? We’re not keeping it at MY place…
Sorry, I’m high af at the moment…
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I thought you just wanted Iranian women to wear bikinis.
US Homeland Security News@defense_civil25
🚨Update: President Trump is ready to seize Iranian oil! This will require boots on the ground!
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@Amer1can_Barbie @EshaAA33 Hold on, hold on, let’s hear her out…
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@porterstansb Keep saying that…maybe it will come true.
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Race has nothing to do with this. The problem is guns, not people.
Tony Heller 🇺🇸 🇯🇵@TonyClimate
So far this year Chicago has had 364 shootings and 90 homicides. Only 3% of the shootings have involved white people.
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*Drags hard on cigarette *
“Snow? Why, I haven’t heard that name since the celebrity wipe out back in ‘16…”
Miss Dong Copter@_HitCockBottom
I'm being super squirrelly because I will NOT be posting nsfw content and I don't want that to follow me over there. If you are an OG follower and remember the days of memes and poetic tweets, please reach out.
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If the lizard ppl conspiracy comes true im gonna lose it
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Senator Babet announces "you would be very surprised who's not entirely human" — but says he can't disclose more because the alien hybrid program is classified.
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🔥🚨JUST IN: This TikTok influencer is going viral after claiming her life is hard because she is so pretty and how “pretty privilege” drains her so much due to everyone staring at her as soon she walks outside.
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@elonmusk “By reason of insanity” meaning the jury was insane?
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This is insane
Andy Ngo@MrAndyNgo
A Seattle man who shot and killed an eight-month pregnant Korean-American woman and nearly killed her husband when they were driving to work has been found not guilty by reason of insanity. Cordell Goosby m—rdered Elina Kwon and her unborn baby in June 2023 when they were stopped at a red light. Prosecutors did not charge him for killing the baby due to concerns about protecting abortion in the liberal state. After hearing testimony from defense medical experts that Goosby was "insane" at the time of the shootings, the prosecution agreed to have the case ended through the not guilty motion. Goosby will be committed to an institution and regularly evaluated to see if he is fit to be released to the public. ngocomment.com
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A simillion dollars
Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen
He just found out the gold plated chip on your SIM card is actually real gold 🪙
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NO ELON! HAVEN’T YOU BEEN TO BOSTON? THEY’RE ALL TERRIBLE DRIVERS!!
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Mass drivers on the Moon!
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