@stacycay @SkippArth Oh so you're like a deeeeply stupid person
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Reality Dysfunction
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Reality Dysfunction
@sleepmancer
my typos are my babies
Katılım Ocak 2014
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@SkippArth Yup. Just by existing in America in 2026, trans women are already doing civil disobedience. And I always say “never do two crimes at the same time”. Another example would be don’t bring drugs or illegal weapons to a protest.
There are plenty of cls people. Let them take the heat
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@cathyannis @10_cow_wife @Dingo2394 @JoshQuenneville @theachilleid Yeah it looked more like a digital tourist attraction than a game to me at the time.
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@sleepmancer @10_cow_wife @Dingo2394 @JoshQuenneville @theachilleid It was disappointing, not for the reasons the internet took issue with but just that I found it about as deep as a puddle. Such a big, beautiful world with Hogwarts so painstakingly recreated but then not much else to praise after that.
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@apbusch We all know about the monster that will grab your feet at night, if they come out from under the covers. Don't we?
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If you have a headboard and a nice view, I can see the vision. But it would leave a wild first impression.
yasmine@imfynerthanfyne
my boyfriend took me to his house for the first time, and his bedroom is set up like this… so fascinating
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@mwillwerth @Bob_Janke Considers these foods a little too "ethnic" probably.
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Who the heck doesn’t like spaghetti this is outrageous! I’ve never heard such nonsense, and another thing…
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke
You used to be able to go online and say "I don't like spaghetti" and move on with your day. Now you get to be lectured by some 15 year old coal miner in Istanbul why you're an idiot for not liking spaghetti
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@mwillwerth I like spaghetti in fact I was thinking about it when I wrote that. I could have just as easily said tacos or anything else
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@TheNightRichard @rushicrypto Okay usually I would think hipster is a dated cringe term but your right and were right to use it 😅
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@rushicrypto Food trucks used to have really good cheap food, for the working people. Now it's every hipster thinks their grilled cheese sandwich is worth $20 🤣
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@spliffinjimmy I'm used to this these sort of shenanigans. My only question is how this fatty fit through the basement windows he opened
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he just did it AGAIN while we were watching TV. locked the deadbolt and now he's forlornly yelling at the door and trying repeatedly to open it again lol
gram smoker's weedula 🇵🇸@spliffinjimmy
took a nap with Elle after dinner and Meatball figured out how to open the front door 🙃
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@tommy_stella Nobody is even asking if the cat caused the thyroid problem?
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My cat does this to my eyeballs while I sleep because she wants me to feed her and she knows my eyes are weak to claws
Artur Alves@lebigh_official
Na Rússia, uma mulher percebeu que seu gato massageava sua garganta todas as noites; dias depois, descobriu um problema na tireoide. Há quem acredite que gatos sentem problemas de saúde e usam o ronronar para acalmar.
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Close call in Idaho as a mountain lion stalks a man before retreating after warning shots
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@Timothy50507531 @CaptainDznuts I don't think training dogs to charge strangers on the road is the humane option you imagine it is.
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Maybe this guy should find a different bike route. Pepper spraying country dogs isn't cool
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@kevinmn2000 @TheFeelGood_Inc @InsaneReality If you see the mountain lion it's because it wants you to. Almost certainly just protecting it's young and being territorial
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@TheFeelGood_Inc @InsaneReality I was thinking it should of been just became lunch meat, it was still way to brave and will defiantly hunt someone else.
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@HonkIfUrHoary So that's why your skating rink had moguls
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It is very funny to explain to figure skaters in a large city that my home rink closes down during the summer because otherwise we wouldn’t have anywhere to keep the cows.
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@GurkiratGill04 @RyzardL @skyler_higley Just to be obnoxiously pedantic, it's an initialism but not an acronym.
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@RyzardL @skyler_higley It’s supposed to be two separate acronym that she used back to back and people are assuming it’s one long acronym, but I agree she probably could’ve stated it better
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Checking what it stands for before deciding to pop off a joke >
Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy
“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).
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why is "plumbers are actually fuckin millionaires" such a common dumb normie belief
Joseph Younis, MD@YounisJoseph
Ok, looks like some non doctors got triggered. Let’s try this another way? Neurosurgeon: $251 an hour Master Electrician: $170-300 an hour Senior software: $150-300 an hour Consultants: $200-2000 an hour Attorney: $400-2000 an hour Master plumber: $250-300 an hour Better?
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@KutarkV @RealAlexJones @EdKrassen That's his entire career. Anybody that believes Alex Jones has any kind of values beyond taking money from rubes is a rube.
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@RealAlexJones @EdKrassen That should give you pause Alex, for fucks sake.
Just stop and consider for half a second that you might be parroting a bunch of imbecilic reprobates.
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WOW!
President Trump just completely turned on Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Alex Jones and Megyn Kelly.
This is probably his biggest mistake he's ever made. So much of the MAGA base looks up to these people, and this is going to get them questioning their loyalty to Trump.
If Trump can turn on these people simply because they disagree with him, he can turn on anyone.
TRUMP IS DONE!
He knows it!
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@achillghost @potatoslav @notlupusyet Wait is this a Dahmer situation? It's really not cool if she called you stupid, after she ate your brain herself.
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@potatoslav @notlupusyet Its not. I don’t know this lady at all
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“weaponized incompetence” this “mental load” that have u ever considered that sometimes your husband is a dumbass one time i yelled at mine for leaving beard shavings on my freshly cleaned sink and he said “don’t worry they wash off in a day or two” “no STUPID i CLEAN THEM” “you’ve been CLEANING THEM this WHOLE TIME?” “YES IDIOT do you think there is a sink fairy” anyway he cleans them now
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First off, let’s start with a bowl of spaghetti for the table
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@DijahSB Think what you want about me. But I like me. Cause im the real article. What you see is what you get.
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