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uber driver: 🤐 me: 🤐 also me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

The funniest part about mean in-laws is how shocked they get when you’re not weak. Mine once told me, “You need to learn how to keep a man.” I said, “If keeping him requires tolerating disrespect, you can have that strategy back.” She didn’t like that. But she respected it. And sometimes that’s the only language they understand.

you HAVE TO learn to delay your reaction when people are purposely trying to provoke you

Man utd go play this night,God abeg no let my enemies laugh me.

There’s this man I once fall in love with, He told me that I should smile more didn’t like my response. I told him he should workout more. When he got visibly angry, I innocently said, “What’s wrong? I thought we were making unwanted comments about each other’s physical appearances! Is that not what we were doing?”

I be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit be i can’t hear

words be sticking with me, i will never forget what a mf said to me & how it made me feel

@_Sironyeka Hello

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uber driver: 🤐 me: 🤐 also me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@solomondydx ykb

@omgemerald_ The best rides are often the ones the driver remains silent, not the chatty type

@joshweltt Frr

Y’all should better Marry a Kind person 🥹

@AgbawoGracious Customers too

Wizkid dey find Burna boy Arsenal dey find league cup I dey find customers Wetin you dey find ?? 🙂‍↔️

@popup_tddy Fr

marijuana should be treated more like wine and less like heroine

@liamASAP Twin

Whenever my favorite song comes up: 🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂

@liamASAP Tf

Finally.....a picture of a kid not on their phone.

@lifeofolaa Yallll I'm activeee

night attendance, reply to this tweet and gain over 500 active followers

@0panaa_1 I follow back y'all

Drop your handles and interact with everyone in the comment section 🫵

@juzt_lizi Wtf

skirt with no panties for easy access >>>

@justtemi__ No

Can you see this tweet?? 🥲

@peegzy1 Fr

there’s a huge difference between making love and getting fucked.