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james and the giant onion
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james and the giant onion
@onionmoder
🏳️🌈 lapsed guitarist, pigeon fan, older than you’d think
New York, NY Присоединился Mart 2016
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Maybe they should let the AMOC shut down
Colin McCarthy@US_Stormwatch
Today was the hottest day ever recorded in France, breaking the record set just yesterday.
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@onionmoder Omg I work so close to here. I will keep an eye out for him
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new york city midtown people we gotta find this guy
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@onionmoder Why would I have a hero? I don’t understand. Was this for someone else? What’s happening?
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Stranger at the tattoo shop: “Is that a third nipple?”
Me: “Never meet your heroes, bro. You have to leave now.”
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I love the numbers, the socialism will continue to rise until material conditions improve
Polling USA@USA_Polling
Amazing frankly
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@RandalHendrick9 you’ve only killed 5 men? amateur hour
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Wait. What do people mean? I guess I did think people were weird to make fun of me for bragging about five.
Jennifer Begakis@jenbegakis
when someone say ‘body count’ i imagine they mean the ones their basement
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got to the bar and dealing with a ginger with a blaccent this is too much for me right now
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@modeofsnoopy i will go apologize to him immediately
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@hauntedbottom if you make him more insecure he’ll probably fuck you more often
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if you think she should lose her job for this you're a cop
Complex@Complex
A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City. 🎥:mel_aston
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@natetella there was a study showing 600mg+ a day significantly reduces your risk of dementia so i’d say at least 6-8
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How many cups of coffee do you think it’s safe to drink in a single day
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