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Does anyone have any cool pictures of shadow the hedgehog
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John Wicker Park
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John Wicker Park
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Something beautiful is going to happen
25 / Chicago Присоединился Mayıs 2014
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Boss move fellas: take her on a little trip 3-5 hours from where you live, do something like this, then dispute all charges as fraudulent. Keep it to make up and things you obviously don’t normally buy. If it doesn’t work shoot yourself in front of her.
sarah˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀@babooshke
Guys my boyfriend put his credit card in a magic wand and took me on a shopping spree for my birthday 😭
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Resident Evil 0 (2002)
Mr. P. Explores@ExploresMr
An abandoned Chicago METRA train on a gloomy Sunday afternoon in 2022 (Chicago, Illinois).
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mutual monday: comment and i will assign you two of these words
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My dream car will always be Suki’s pink S2000 from 2F2F
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How the actual fuck did they manage to arrest Jaqen H’ghar
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Sometimes I wonder what my bf thinks when he sees me flirting with women on the TL and I think it’s this
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Christian point and click game where every time you try n click your crotch the voice lines are like "hmmm. Better save that for my wife." *click* "not yet. That's for after marriage." *click* "Heh, isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" etc
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(seeing grayed out, wife-shaped slot in my inventory) Ah, that's for when I unlock a wife
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Everyone in my bfs apartment is at least 6ft but I’m Latina so I just be doing utter bullshit to reach stuff
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Nebraska, Iowa, and Illinois fans showing up to Houston for the Sweet Sixteen to drink beer and watch basketball
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in the unlikely event that an elite eight between iowa and illinois occurs everyone meet at the quad cities like an hour before tip and we can throw stuff at each other over the river
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john adams crashing out in 1799 because he’s dealing with a dozen plots by hamilton to end democracy while convinced the republicans are going to overthrow the government
jefferson crashing out because he tried to grow italian olives in the middle of virginia and the crop failed
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