Twëets frøm Märs🚀🪐

Ini ukango engager pamatweets angu chero ka 1 chete ndave kutokuziva Every tweet rako am going to like it

When your mum sends u to your crush's house to borrow a match box.😂

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to “bring them to the front”. It’s not a great system, I admit.

BOY FROM SANTA MARIA ALBUM is coming!¡ 🏚️☀️

Having the balls to walk away from a woman you love because she started disrespecting you is something 97% of men cannot do.

There’s always that one £x you’ll never fully disrespect no matter how it ended.

If someone really wants you in their life, they find some way to show it, even with distance, even with work.

@PrinceSimbah 😭

When you bring a 10/10 baddie to your bro’s funeral and he doesn’t rise from the casket to ask for her number, that’s when it truly hits you....he’s really gone.

You can marry late and still marry pure nonsense.

A 10/10 gave me her number and said “I pity you”….texted her “I pity you too” and blocked her, unblocked to find out she blocked me too

Do you ever like someone's real life personality but not their texting personality?

@eng_lui_tme Salute

Pane a conversation yanda engager yeimwe argument yanga ichiitwa.Ndanga ndikuita nharo pandazoona comment yaZambezi chick tiri kusame side. Ndabva ndaona kuti ndini ndanga ndisiri kutofunga

@Nashboi9 Hayasi

I don't understand how women can go for multiple rounds with 🍆 inside them. That sh*t is very painful 😭

Men that support Real Madrid ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

i just kissed your forehead in my mind did you feel it

The number of people who will be admitted to mental hospitals when Real Madrid wins the UCL is insane

Before she leaves you She will: - Become cold - Stop having sex with you - Be annoyed by everything you do Learn to read signs

She asks random questions just to keep the convo going. That’s a green light.

Four o'clock ikachaya ndisati ndatenga GLE ye 3.50 ndikutenga Chicken Inn