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@JakeHoffmanAZ Hail satan you twerp!

The Reject Escalating Satanism by Preserving Essential Core Traditions, or RESPECT Act, would ban “satanic memorials, statues, altars, or displays, or any other method of representing or honoring Satan” on public property.

🚨 BREAKING: My bill to ban satanic altars & displays on public property advances in AZ Senate ”It is legally & constitutionally suspect to argue that Satan, someone universally known to be an explicit enemy of God, is somehow a religion,’’ Hoffman said. cronkitenews.azpbs.org/2024/02/07/bil…

@AnyListApp my Apple Watch ultra is stuck on “syncing lists…” Is there a fix for this? Googling didn’t turn up anything. Thanks

@NickAdamsinUSA Alpha males don’t take group selfies like the ladies at wine and paint night.

Alpha males enjoy the company of other alpha males. Great to be back with the boys from home!

@DougBenson I don't know

Who is a better director, Peter Jackson or Ridley Scott?

@TonesOfMusic The internet is useful sometimes: October 28th 1985- The Living Room-Providence RI

@TonesOfMusic I was in a club somehow before a Minutemen show in early 90's and D. Boon was alone playing pinball.

What famous person have you seen but just left them alone?

@TonesOfMusic Looking it up I guess it had to be 85!

🎁🎁🎁 1M Mega-Giveaway: @mattswider will reach 1 million followers soon. Matt + @techradar are giving away consoles + accessories to celebrate🥳 👉How to enter: mttswdr.co/giveaway ♻️♻️RT this ✅ PS5 bundle ✅ Xbox Series X ✅ Zelda JoyCons Ends when Matt Swider hits 1M

@ArmyStrang A plasma cutter is like a power washer and flamethrower combined.

@ebruenig When the tomato is a good one it’s amazing, when the tomato sucks it’s only as good as it sounds on paper.

@ArmyStrang Chap Dad

@ByYourLogic My shitty day turned right around upon hearing the words Presinald Trunch. Thanks my dude!

@LimeyEmily I’m gonna fuck me a fish

@LimeyEmily Old baby loves ‘em

@realDonaldTrump Stupid ass...

71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!

@realDonaldTrump LOSER! 😆

@HeheWaitWhut This entire thing: youtu.be/c7qhVJIPfck

@HeheWaitWhut A superhero with glasses?!

@HeheWaitWhut youtu.be/YE5mlNCRe9A

@HeheWaitWhut “The children are trapped at school, how will they get home?!” “I dunno, the internet?”