Ryan 🧡🍊🏈⚾️🏀🏒

I wasn’t seeking a partner, wife or even gf when I met my wife. I was messing around with a few different women at the time, waiting for the end of June 2021 to get there so I could leave TN for good, having already accepted a job in Maryland, lost my best friend in December 2020, needed a fresh start. My wife messaged me on bumble about baseball and sports in Late April. We talked on the phone for like 4 hours a few nights in a row. And then we finally hung out. We hung out for 3 nights in a row, and then she had to help her best friend move out to Cali for two weeks. A very long two weeks. I told her I wasn’t looking and that I was moving to MD in June. She pushed the fuck it button and applied for a lead neuro RN role at John’s Hopkins. She got a call back 24 hours after applying. She had her in person job shadow the week after she came back from Cali, and decided to road trip with me up to MD to take my first load of stuff to the new apt. We never spent a day apart again. Proposed in front of her and my family the last day we were in TN in June. Married that same October. Love finds you, you don’t find it.

@rycallear @hennycamenzyn

@onecrazytj @hennycamenzyn YESSSSSS

God this is incredible

"I was literally on Ocean Drive in a convertible as they're calling me, and they're saying, 'Yeah, you're suspended.' And I've just got a big smile on my face." —Dan @LeBatardShow on being suspended by ESPN for buying "You're welcome, LeBron" billboards across Akron, Ohio

@ltrentham33 I give you props. You was right. The first 5 minutes had me concerned lol. But can we actually show up and play like that every tourney game ? If we can, it will be a deep run….

All you little Tennessee fans that said we should be worried of that scrub team come out and talk.

@ClasslessVol We are long overdue for one

Is Jakobi Gillespie going to be one of those players for us that is incapable of missing shots in March? I’ve waited for this forever

Clarence Massamba did the honors with the bracket as Tennessee advances

I’m crying at the Bailey profile picture lol…

If this version of the #Vols continues to show up, it could be a very deep run with a lot of unhinged Vol fans being absolutely unbearable. 👀🧡🍊

Hey guys, I was sent this just now. This young man is an EMT and firefighter here in Eaat Tennessee and suffered a bad car wreck. He's gonna be down for a bit and could really use our help. He's got little ones counting on him and needs our help. If you feel so inclined to help, please do. If you would, please share this. Thank you! gofund.me/195439ac8

You have been warned ‼️⚠️

@SomeRndmGuyUT Would you have rather played Auburn ? 🤣😭 I wouldn’t lol.

I kept hearing about how we had to put the team with 31 wins in the tourney. How Auburn had 16 losses and that was indefensible. @AuburnMBB would have kicked the donkey shit out of @MiamiOH_BBall

@Canad_IANism @theficouple The example was 3k vs 6k. 6k/mo is not worth being miserable. Neither is up to 15k to me. But 25k is a different ball game.

@rycallear @theficouple If they give you $25k month before tax just to show up and get it done . The risk/ reward is time on the job vs potential gain/ loss in a variable market . I make as much in fixed assets as I do my job. I dont to risk losing 3% to make 3%. I also dont need to make 20%

Making $3,000/mo from investments feels 10x better than $6,000/mo from boss you hate working for. ...Few will understand this.

@Canad_IANism @theficouple I mean yeah no shit. If you’re making 300k a year, of course you can be miserable 🤣 cmon now.

You mean this one ? The one that is a smoke show, the one that can literally out lift you on every exercise in the gym and is also a doctor ? You should be REALLY fucking jealous. Happy, healthy, and getting laid more than you could ever imagine. Go rub one in the corner bud

@sheriff_hl @MurrayHillGuy1 You mean this one ? The one that is a smoke show, the one that can literally out lift you on every exercise in the gym and is also a doctor ? You should be REALLY fucking jealous. Happy, healthy, and getting laid more than you could ever imagine by my amazing wife Fuck you.

@rycallear @MurrayHillGuy1 Brother you think I’m jealous of this 250 pound Goliath you got another thing coming. You look like you chew chalk for fun.

It is very normal for a girl in NYC that is 30 years old to have gone on 100+ dates and have a body count of 50+ Crazy?

@Top100Rick Amateur for a reason, it shows 🤷🏽‍♂️

The Shrink the Game movement is about to have its moment. I never root against anyone, is it okay to root against “Pootycuts”? I don’t want a world where golfers go by their annoying online handles. What is this. But seriously, social media has rotted all our brains. (Yes I see the irony.)

#USF Athletics leadership team and yearly salaries CEO Rob Higgins — $850,000 COO Derrick Brooks — $220,000 CBO Jason Layton — $325,000