Ryan 🧡🍊🏈⚾️🏀🏒

I wasn’t seeking a partner, wife or even gf when I met my wife. I was messing around with a few different women at the time, waiting for the end of June 2021 to get there so I could leave TN for good, having already accepted a job in Maryland, lost my best friend in December 2020, needed a fresh start. My wife messaged me on bumble about baseball and sports in Late April. We talked on the phone for like 4 hours a few nights in a row. And then we finally hung out. We hung out for 3 nights in a row, and then she had to help her best friend move out to Cali for two weeks. A very long two weeks. I told her I wasn’t looking and that I was moving to MD in June. She pushed the fuck it button and applied for a lead neuro RN role at John’s Hopkins. She got a call back 24 hours after applying. She had her in person job shadow the week after she came back from Cali, and decided to road trip with me up to MD to take my first load of stuff to the new apt. We never spent a day apart again. Proposed in front of her and my family the last day we were in TN in June. Married that same October. Love finds you, you don’t find it.

@BoomerDivvies I love your sense of humor 🤝😂

If you invest just $10,000 per month, and have an 8% average annual return, in 40 years you will have $35,000,000. At a 10% return you’d have $64,000,000. Massive wealth. Easy. Why aren’t more people doing this?

Not the worst consolation prize. If I stay in top 50 after one more week I’m also exempt into the Open champ. Currently 45

@usfcardsfan You just described an ED. I think the other big issue with it is people that actually don’t need to take it and rather just need a more active lifestyle are the ones taking it, and that’s very problematic, they refuse to put in any sort of activity effort.

can we talk about at what point ozempic turns into an eating disorder. obviously this is a case by case scenario, but seeing people in my personal life turn into skin and bones and refuse to get off of it for fear of putting weight back on feels like an ed

Still in week 2. Probably will be most of this week lifting wise but we got back on the horse last night. Felt really good. The VO2max is improving substantially. Did six 30sec sprints after 18min of max incline walking, and felt awesome. Stack the small wins ! 💪🏽🤝

Figured I’d hop in on this and show UT’s wild progression: 2026- #23 (TBD) 2025- #12 (super) 2024- #1 (CWS Champion) 2023- #7 (CWS) 2022- #9 (super) 2021- #6 (CWS) 2020- d1 only poll NR (short season) 2019- NR (regional) 2018- NR (missed) 2017- NR (missed) 2016- NR (missed)

If you need a job or know someone that needs a job, Amazon is hiring in Alcoa (Louisville) and both Maryville locations !! hiring.amazon.com/app

@VOL_Chad @BearTraceHB @KornFerryTour This is awesome Chad !

What a weekend! 68, 71. Course played 7,111 yards. Crazy part to me is he only hit driver 5 times each day. These kids are good!! Thanks to @BearTraceHB for hosting. First time I’ve been there since running @KornFerryTour Monday Qs 20 years ago.

Caddied for some guys I would call "bucket listers" yesterday. Only in for the day...planned the round for a long time...studied the course intensively on simulator, online, and even video games 😂 The negatives of such bucket listers are they generally have bags that aren't great, and they pack them with more balls and junk than even the worst player could need. They also tend to play slow, saying "I'm in no hurry. I just want to soak it all in." But the positives are that they are truly, truly appreciative and excited to be there. They get there super early. Ask tons of questions. Are generally interested in what the caddie has to offer. They trust the info provided. Lots of pictures are taken. The joy is evident. And believe it or not, even though they're usually not as well-heeled as much of the clientele, they often tip more generously. I love being with the bucket listers. It's such a privilege to be a part of a day they'll remember for a long, long time. Want your bucket filled? Order something from caddietales.co and be entered to win a free round for two at Whistling Straits. Only 15 orders from the next drawing. And a drawing after every 100 orders.

While the PGA Championship grabs the headlines, the ‘STORY OF THE YEAR’ just happened on the Ladies European Tour. In 2013, Leonie Harm went for a run & was hit by a drunk driver. She was given a 4% chance to live. Harm just holed a putt on 18 for her first @LETgolf title. 🥲

A difficult part of building the Iron Guide site has been sorting the Callaway lineup, but I think I've done it. The other big-4 brand's current lineups were easier. Been grinding this wknd. Feel like I'm close to launch. Here's a preview. Tap & hold to load 4k, zoom in.

The spreadsheet math on this is brutal. She left roughly $54 million on the table. Yet she probably just made the best financial decision of her life. $1M in an S&P 500 index fund at age 20 compounds to approximately $58M in inflation-adjusted terms by age 80. The historical real return is about 7% annually over 97 years of data. Her annuity pays $52,000 a year. Over 60 years that totals $3.1M. The gap is 18x. Every finance account in these replies will tell you she's wrong. The compounding math is clear. Take the lump sum, put it in VOO, don't touch it for 60 years. The Certified Financial Planner Board says roughly a third of lottery winners declare bankruptcy within five years. Illinois court records show 28% of winners who won $50K or more went bankrupt in the same window. The average winner spends 60% of their winnings on family and friends in the first two years. She's 20. Peak impulsivity, minimal financial literacy, and every person she's ever met just found out she has a million dollars in her checking account. The $1M doesn't go into a Vanguard account. It goes into the most socially pressured spending environment a human being can occupy. $1,000 a week is a permanent $52K salary, tax-free in Canada, that arrives whether she makes good decisions or catastrophic ones. Can't be drained by a partner. Can't be lost to a scam. Can't be "invested" in a cousin's restaurant. Shows up every Friday for the rest of her life. The spreadsheet says lump sum by 18x. The data on what actually happens to people who receive $1M at 20 says she just bought the most expensive insurance policy in lottery history, and it was worth every dollar she gave up.

@RevNFidel Right ? What a hard concept 😂😭

@rycallear Also. Make the pizza better.

News flash for everyone: Rural pizza huts never changed. They have been this way since they opened over 40 years ago.

@RedstateDem86 I don’t doubt that 🤣😭

@rycallear lol when they told me ot just use my computer to do tap to pay I lost my ever loving mind.

@IHGOneRewards just told me that since I do not have my phone or my wallet that I could just use tap to pay via my macbook to pay for my hotel room. @IHGCorporate God you guys must be proud of your customer service team.

Golfers since 1973 who have won the first two majors of the year. Tiger (2002) Spieth (2015) That's all of them.

In elementary school they asked how much TV we watched I had 4 hours per day -1 hour SportsCenter in morning -3 hour baseball game at night They sent an email to my parents saying I had a problem Today there isn’t a 3rd grader on earth under 4 hours screen time

If as a college student, you can’t write 10 PAGES without AI, I’m sorry, you fundamentally lack the skills necessary for higher education.

Ronda Rousey submits Gina Carano in 15 seconds 😭😭

@MKaylaUltra None of the current senators would be in office. Which speaks volumes on what we should move towards (this)

Unironically, Senators should be paid $500k - $1m/ year, but the exchange is that you are unequivocally banned from lobbying/consulting and stock trading for 15+ years