Feed your Fish

@Sailing_LaVaga You gotta have faith.

turns out the dude from Limp Bizkit follows us and now that overtakes the (previously tweeted) toilet incident as the most famous I’ve ever felt.

@SarahKSilverman Ghost peppers

My boyfriend just mentioned a “sharp” doody and I knew what he meant.

@AlonzoBodden Then you’ll enjoy the movie- Don’t look up.

The more I deal with humanity. The more I root for Omnicron

@GregFitzShow @GibbonsTime Temporary florida Man’s mother has effigy of our lord Jesus Christ in oil painting on a wall hangin on a couple nails but not through his hands.

Holiday #SundayPapers! I zoom in from my mom’s condo in Florida while @GibbonsTime prepares a trip to the desert. This week has three Florida man stories and a breakdown of an Elton John Christmas song. Listen 👇 bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Watch 👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz

@WhitneyCummings Is that never not a double negative?

I am never not stunned at how hard grown adults slam microwave doors

@marcmaron Season it

@jetadepescado @GregFitzShow It’s like a lucky leprechaun gem. Go to Reno!!

I got myself a handshake and pin from the man himself @GregFitzShow I was too much of a pussy to ask for a picture. What a great show!!!

@BBC_Future So a time machine periscope?

Scientists behind the James Webb Space Telescope intend to show how the cosmos became filled with light. bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…

@bertkreischer @Sailing_LaVaga @GretaThunberg I enjoyed this much- 2 catamaran sized peeps I follow crossed paths, and told war stories.

Riley Whitelum from @Sailing_LaVaga sits down with me to discuss traveling the world & living on a boat, sailing with @GretaThunberg, & so much more. Watch the full episode here: smarturl.it/Bertcast492

@phibetakitten The sense of entitlement > size of one’s Peewee

@BartElmore nice job with @joerogan compelling introspective on #CocaCola ingredients and herbicides etc #goddamn

@GregFitzShow JoAnn was in the front row

Camera just missed the crow that had landed on the side of my eye

@billburr Rest in power King

Incredible actor and person. So sad. R.I.P.

@calfireSCU @SJFD Thank you for your devotion to the cause.

CAL FIRE Team 1 Incident Commander George Huang had an opportunity to connect and thank @SJFD Strike Team SJS 2309A for their hardwork and dedication on the #DixieFire #OneTeamOneFight

@GregFitzShow voted no but if Gavin is recalled You the man! #sundaypaperspodcast

@mradamscott Pick a lane

This is an abomination.

@GregFitzShow @joerogan We know #joann knows too.

Good long hang with my brother @joerogan today! Loving Austin.

@bertkreischer Good luck with the lobotomy

I need to pick a song to get put under anesthesia to - suggestion???

@TrevDon @GregFitzShow @CheetoSantino a feather, some nail clippers, or garden shears

You come back to your seat and this.... What's your next move 🤔

@HeatherKTVU Any norcar bbq on the trip?

It’s our last full day on beautiful #HiltonHeadIsland in #SouthCarolina and we spent most of it right here at the beach. #summer #vacation #motherdaughtertrip