Michael Jefferson

@imjess_saiyan Life is better with one.

Man it really fucking sucks coming home and not having my cat waiting for me

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

@WingsOfFrdm Its funny when I read Hank end zTigra I expected the big ti have blue in his fur.

very interesting, I knew of hank and tigra thanks to seeing laura join the avengers academy. but i never knew that her son was actually his son.

@princeDDtmwf Spider-man is looking out for his peer and making sure he keeps his confidence. How is being good a good friend glaze?

exactly he misses. bullseye doesn’t. speak your facts king🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

@abysmaldogwater Jean DeWolfe

I feel like we need to ask ourselves, if Torment is an existing Spider-Man character, is there anyone that it could be that actually generates any real interest or intrigue?

@ItsLovelyLaveau If you feel everyone say Wepa Up Wepa Up Wepa Up Wepa Yp

….. wut

@ItsLovelyLaveau Could there be a worse use of text to spee h than listening to Twittet?

@viccetti I didn't think that they shot Chikan videos anymore

I was sexually assaulted today inside the bus by an unknown lady. We all know how commercial buses can be, a bit tight and uncomfortable. So there I was, sitting beside this young lady and because the bus was tight, our bodies were brushing off on each other.. At some point I felt her boobs rubbing off the back of my arm, I didn’t really read any meaning to it cos these things can mistakenly happen when you are in a tight space with someone like that. But it started feeling like the boobs were consciously touching my arm. Not long after that I started feeling her breathe a little harder and each time I try to move my arm away from her boobs, she leans forward for them to continue making contact. She started moving funny in a non-noticeable sexual way. I felt so uncomfortable but I just didn’t wanna make a scene. It went on for a while till I was forced to get down at somewhere that wasn’t even my bus stop. I just can’t stop shaking. I feel violated and when I close my eyes the whole scenario just plays at the back of my head. I think I’ll need therapy.

@Robert_Robit @T_Marie60 Book Jessica & Roger are worlds apart from being the same character. The creator would be posting a very different individual than Who appears in the film and related material.

@T_Marie60 That’s what I always thought till the creator of Rodger rabbit would post things of her being very flirtatious with other people instead of Rodger in like a cheating way or at least implying it

I always loved the idea of Jessica rabbit being asexual Her not experiencing sexual attraction having found someone who genuinely loves her not just for her looks — her loving her husband bc he makes her laugh is pretty poetic actually ❤️💜

@Zimmersbadeye @Gspitta1 @njrealtornic Well see it would be better if reporters do not HAVE to get their stories that way and get judged by the work. And not have every scoop questioned for if they banged a person. Less the morals more the scorched earth

@Gspitta1 @njrealtornic She's a reporter man. Not the governor or president. Why are you worried about her morals?

I would like to see Vrabel dragged as much as Russini. That is all.

@ItsLovelyLaveau Yeah I don't think that is defined as a Simp, you're allowed to be devoted and infatuated. At least I am shit.

Maybe I’m tripping but I have ZERO problem with a simp that I’m mutually attracted to…

@ItsLovelyLaveau @taylor85575 Oh shit you really did it. I love this!

@taylor85575 You’re such a good boy 😏

I’ve seen unsolicited male assholes, cum videos, pegging videos being asked to recreate, you name it. Unsolicited money would be acceptable but… it’s never that

@CeeHawk This sounds like when he said Terry and Hogan had different sized penises.

Man fuck boffum

@ItsLovelyLaveau Does this include head pets?

I’m not saying thank you to men anymore… just “You’re such a good boy” Let me switch it up a bit

@RachelHaff2 @BrandonPerna I love that the Cardinals looks like he's taking a dump.

Happy Easter everyone! This year the Easter Bunny gave us some cursed bird team logos. @BrandonPerna ARTIST NOTE: Some of these logos might not be the final design and could have some changes in the future. Stay tuned!

@LexiTalksComix Norman probably put some bs in the suit to take direct control of Gargan. Otto is a dick but he's WAY better at delegation due to working in labs.

I love the idea that most of Spidey’s villains are perfectly capable of working with each other for at least a little while but Norman is just such an asshole that he'll start insulting the other villains for the stupidest reasons.

@ChandranTheMan A difference is both Rock and Stone Cold said Deb didn't matter. That ut was about the two of them and their desperation to be the best. That stopped any distractions or detractoons.

Never forget: WWE once had a whole storyline where Debra (Stone Cold’s wife at the time) was made The Rock’s manager heading into WrestleMania X7… Was it unnecessary when you already had Rock vs Austin? Absolutely. But nobody remembers that part. Why? Because the match delivered, and WrestleMania X7 is still considered one of the greatest ever. Did Randy vs Cody NEED Pat McAfee? Of course not. But Rock vs Austin turned out just fine despite the weird build. Not everything in the story needs to hit. If the match delivers, that’s what people remember.

@amna49854 Carmela

Help me name this cat before I give it a random name 😭

@MrBreeze24 @MarkSowersBooks @TomPelissero Does DPI run rampant in college?

NFL owners have approved four rules changes, per source: 🏈 By Competition Committee; to permit the kicking team to declare an onside kick at any time during the game. 🏈 By Competition Committee; to eliminate the kicking team’s incentive to intentionally kick the ball out of bounds when kicking off from the 50-yard line. 🏈 By Competition Committee; to modify the kickoff alignment requirements for the receiving team players in the setup zone. 🏈 By Competition Committee; for one year only, to allow the NFL Officiating Department to correct clear and obvious misses made by on-field officials that impact the game, in the event that there is a work stoppage involving the game officials represented by the NFL Referees Association.

@ItsLovelyLaveau Shes c9mpeting with so many women whom NOBODY needs to remind you that they're a beast.

Ok I think i figured out what it is with Raquel… like the build and market her as a power wrestler but she ain’t no real hoss. She’s missing the power to me. The snaps on slams… the right tweaks with delivery. I want to believe she’s a hoss… but it’s ain’t clicking