Simulation #APENATION

AMC will run when it’s time. Deals will be made behind closed doors, market makers will fill their pockets, apes will get paid, everyone flips long and the film ends with a happy ending. All planned out. Buying/selling doesn’t move the price. The 1% does. Relax. Go see a movie.

@dom_lucre Gonna be fighting dementors and getting bullied by Draco, this is the last thing Harry needs 🙄

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: New HBO Max Harry Potter actor is being accused of ‘looking like a lesbian’ by fans.

@BarryOnHere Gay

@colin_gladman 92

Let’s have some fun. About to tee off at the Phoenician. Guess what I’ll shoot from the tips. Winner gets $300 or a month in my discord. Will be making every putt and playing it down. 6518 yards from tips. (If same people guess it, whoever posted first wins)

@iAnonPatriot @DjrugsRequired Love it

Black comedian named ‘Druski’ puts on whiteface to mock Erika Kirk.. 👀

@0hour1 @MoassMum You would know this, how? 🤡

Charlie hates all you godless fucks picking on his wife and kids he spits on you from heaven.

@TolkienWorldG @ZeusGato_DFV We don't need more gay hobbits

BREAKING🚨: PETER JACKSON announces NEW Lord of the Rings movie!!! Focusing on Chapters 3-8 of The Fellowship of the Ring!!

@ChipotleTweets Knowing Jerome at the W Palm beach location. Go minutes before closing and he piles as much food in the bowl as possible, I'm talking 3/4x regular portions.

what’s ur fav chipotle hack?👀

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

Make it make sense

@IfindRetards So many good options

Who are you guys thinking for Retard of the Week?

@glowstronggirl @PowerBruteHQ Just gonna use the maps on my phone

When lost, let the sun guide you.

@Cavitation23 @Shenron795 @ChipotleTweets 😂😂

@simulationchess @Shenron795 @ChipotleTweets This dude wants to feed the world 😂

flew too close to the sun (mom saw my tattoo) rose from the ashes (got a free burrito) 🌯 show us how ur “tatted like a chipotle bag” & get a BOGO TODAY from 3-4PM

@Shenron795 @ChipotleTweets So they don't have to give out that much free food? Not that hard to understand.

@ChipotleTweets Again, why is this during a time most people are working and cannot take advantage of this offer?

@TheMiamiApe @natural_born88 Don't do them?

Doing taxes this year just feels wrong after all the scams we’ve seen.

@glazedabby Whale

pls be nice 🥹

@r0selareine @glazedabby Pretty obese

@glazedabby Pretty :))

@IrshadHussein11 @dom_lucre 🤦

@dom_lucre Why is it on Doritos to do anything at all

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: American are urging Doritos to do something for this family who lost everything in a house fire except their bag of chips.

🚨 Larry Silverstein owns the US Bank Tower in Los Angeles and now we are hearing reports of possible drone terror attacks in California Just two months before 9/11, the World Trade Center was sold to Larry Silverstein. Silverstein ate breakfast on the 91st floor of the North Tower every single morning, except on 9/11 when his wife scheduled a doctor's appointment for him which he recounts below. Larry Silverstein's companies received $4.5 billion in insurance after 9/11.

Ticketmaster directors were caught bragging in internal messages about 'robbing [fans] blind' The messages: • 'These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad for taking advantage of them' • 'Robbing them blind, baby. That’s how we do it' • Charging '$50 to park in the grass' and '$60 for closer grass' They recently reached a deal with the U.S. government to avoid a breakup over allegations of running an illegal monopoly (via @Business)