Steven Con

@cristinavanko Saw an Instagram video of a guy who bar hopped all of the retail department stores that served alcohol

great nyc date idea: martini bar crawl pick a neighborhood, go to 6 spots, split 6 tinis 🍸

Can't wait for the home opener to hear Come on You Rowdies by @Sudsanity with the @SkywayCasuals and @RalphsMob

@Bonecondor Was the Beef Brownie the cause of or result of the brain worm?

i was in finance twitter in 2021 posting about pfof and derivatives microstructure and then i got a brain worm

@milken_cookies Is Employee's Only for Finance Bros?

@alilmoodyy It was 12 packs of high noon that had Celsius cans with high noon liquid inside.

@amy_beamer I've known the owners of that place for a while. They are unapologetically on the fringe and run their business their own way. Also the sandwich is THAT good

there is not a sandwich in the world good enough to justify using the word "jizzled" in the description

@cristinavanko It's like an IRL group chat

the other day a friend said we should host an event where everyone brings a friend, and that’s what we call a party. stop over-engineering everything people

@BullandBaird @nope_its_lily Chamarlatan if you will

@nope_its_lily Maybe an all time Charlatan

@AEW @youngbucks @swerveconfident @WillOspreay AEW lost three father figures last night. If Christian Cage wasn't one of them he'd have a field day with his next promo

AEW's Founding Fathers, The @YoungBucks, went to war against the team of @SwerveConfident + @WillOspreay with the future of AEW at stake! Did you miss the #AEWAllInTexas PPV? Order it right now! allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

Might do 12 beers. Might do 16 beers later. Who knows. Not even me.

@bennpeifert @nope_its_lily The show in Tampa two weeks ago was excellent. Better show than Metallica a couple of days earlier

@nope_its_lily obviously - the wu tang clan last concert at msg

@bcheungz Drink Fernet

going to SF what should i do

@the_P_God 🫂

Tonight's recap from Al Lang.

@cristinavanko Sarasota?

everyone needs to stop giving advice esp when it comes to dating bc none of it is clearly working or the actual way. that is just what worked for that person in their situation. do things that make you happy and fulfilled bc there is no set way with dating culture today

@DeadCaitBounce Communion will now be available dry, dipped, or wet

Holy shit the new pope is Midwestern Church services are about to go crazy

Im not sure what to say, but I feel i should say something, so here it goes. My siblings and I had to make difficult decisions today. Please keep us in your thoughts during these next few very difficult days as we peacefully ease my mother out of this plain and on to the next

@MichaelDanger19 I remember torrenting races online around 2008-2010 because they had zero online presence

@RalphsMob Full Collar Darby tonight!

LFG First match day of the season

@Bonecondor Absolute banger of a tweet

It’s really hard to go see performances by DJs that I listen to throughout the workday. I’m in the club listening to email music