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Chairman Birb Bernanke
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
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constructing contagious situations @secretsoupco
NYC Katılım Mart 2016
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@abrilzucchi he blocked me today and told me to fuck off and die cuz i said it was weird he refers to “letting” his wife do stuff
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@BellicoseBestie so lemme get this straight if my mom goes to austin and orders a robo taxi through uber there’s a 30% chance she has a driver?
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@Bonecondor about 30% have a driver (model Y). The goofy gold ones have no driver.
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What do you mean “the only way to order a Waymo in Austin is to order an Uber and hope a Waymo is available”?????
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@BellicoseBestie i am under the impression robotaxis also have a guy driving them
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@Bonecondor tesla robotaxis are better in austin but their availability is less reliable
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@jefdiesel @SperrysandNikes and thus so is all of the northeast
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“Brooklyn isn’t Long Island”
Oh, ya? Explain Long Island City then
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@Bonecondor @tenobrus i'm 100% expecting to fall face-first into something i'm too stupid to know about yet, but, might as well find it first lmao
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@adastroworld @tenobrus I mean no, but good luck doing this at any sort of scale that matters? Otherwise you’re just mapping your friends??
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@Bonecondor @tenobrus So KYC via something like Stripe’s identity product, and then MaxMind IP fencing
Terrible idea? maxmind.com/en/home
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@valueterminal I was so confused I told my mom someone lied to her
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@Bonecondor Yes! Was so annoyed when we were there for Austin City Limits, I wanted a Waymo lol
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@NickHawkMastery that is generally speaking what is meant by “on average”. I suppose I could have said “comparatively”
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@Bonecondor Evil people are nowhere close to having their s*** together, they just have their s*** together compared to most people.
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The honest to god reason there is so much evil in the world is that quite frankly, on average, evil people have their shit together
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@gannonmccollum wait i was under the impression robotaxis always had a guy in them?
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@Bonecondor In fairness - the only way to order a true robotaxi is to call one and pray there's not some dude in it
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@BiggieAtx My mom is a tourist and is confused on how to enter the lottery for even acquiring one
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@Bonecondor if you are in the waymo geofence area, waymo should be a ride type option
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@boxninja Then perhaps it should be in a different app, where you can go if you DO want one
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@wwojtyniak @robotaxi @Waymo But my mom didn’t want a car with a guy in it. She wanted a driverless car.
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@EpicGuyIsEpic yes. this is why they have “different apps” that do “different things”. tourists should be allowed to pay for things if they want to try them
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@Bonecondor Yes, Austin model is more like a lottery for common people, cheap prices but not 100% result. SF model is like a private club with premium prices.
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@nw3 i mean it’s not even for me. it’s for my mom. she just wanted to try waymo in a city that offered it. it’s kind of crazy she can’t just do that
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@Bonecondor It was frustrating. After I got the first one (opt in) I started getting several more.
I don’t think Waymo partnering with uber was a good move unless they’re trying to avoid antitrust.
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All this but we do it by the federal government seizing a peninsula in Northern California
Chairman Birb Bernanke@Bonecondor
Idea: New York 2. It’s exactly like New York City, but it’s brand new. The trains are 15% better, there is abundant housing, and the weather is 20% less extreme. We do this by building it above New York 1, and the whole thing has a giant cybernetic force field around it
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@nw3 alternatively i should be able to use the app i want to hail the car i want
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@Bonecondor If you ask for comfort electric the odds go up. Or you can hail a Tesla robotaxi.
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@vers_laLune I am always trying to order a waymo and my mom was trying to order a waymo. Simply allow us to use the app!
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@Bonecondor I mean no one is trying to order a waymo lmao, usually you get the waymo against your wishes
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