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@Tesco Hi. Bought 5 x Itsu noodles this morning. They’re all 2 months out of date!

@RachaelGoucher Thank you so much!

@teachinginge This is my skills progression in the areas of art taught at my school: kivetonparkinfants.co.uk/_files/ugd/f5d… And this is progression within the key concepts, so sort of a knowledge progression: kivetonparkinfants.co.uk/_files/ugd/daa…

How do primary schools show clear progression of skills & knowledge in Art? Would anybody be willing to share a progression map or indicate where I could find one? ✨

@MrEFinch @MichaelRosenYes I went to school with a girl who leant back on her chair, was warned about it multiple times, but continued to do it. One day she fell, caught the table with her feet (bringing the table up with her legs), which slammed into the girl sitting next to her’s face and broke her nose.

@MichaelRosenYes I would like to confess to an untruth. For many years , I've been telling children that I taught this kid once who swung on his chair. I told them that he leaned too far, fell back and split his head right open. I confess, it isn't true and I don't believe it ever happened.

Do you remember when they said that if you sat on the school radiators you'd get piles? Is that medically proven? Does the heat go up there and make everything swell up? And blam! You've got piles. I bet those old cast iron ones were the worst. They had ripples on the top.

@NBartonEd @Primary_Joe I second Contigo. Absolutely brilliant.

Teachers, important question, which travel mug do people recommend? Each year I buy a new one, however I’m never satisfied, either by the lack of quality or the difficulty to clean. #Coffee #mug #travelmug #teaching

Adaptive Teaching: Scaffold, Scale, Structure and Style @MrGoodwin23 & @AlexJQuigley

@SarahEdwardsTam @StaffsPolice You contributed to this. Resign.

@brassoteach I’m going to check in with you. Where’ve you gone?

@MrWithersKS1 17

What number can you see? 🤷🏻‍♂️

23:20. Eldest comes into my room. “Mummy. I have a question.” “Yes?” “Is Adam Kay gay?” “Yes.” “Oh, cool. He mentioned a husband. Next question. Did you know the tongue is the only muscle that’s connected only on one side?” “No.” “Now you do. Na-night!”

@KitPeacock Yes, but you have to be quite explicit with placing 12, 3, 6 & 9 first before filling in the other numbers, otherwise they squash them all up together!

@teachinginge Do they not have one on the wall to copy?

7+ years teaching in Y1 and whilst making clocks with them this morning, which dingbat said “you just need to write the numbers 1-12” and set them off? THIS DINGBAT. ME. It took 20 seconds for me to freeze and say “WAIT, NO, I WAS WRONG, STOP!” … too late.

@kateowbridge Tonic water

I am really thirsty. Best thirst quencher (after water):

My mum said it was sad that it would essentially go to landfill. The lady in question said she would take it home and sew it, to collect today. Brilliant service, sewing leather is no easy task! A bag saved, and a very happy customer.

@FatFace Hi. My mum would like to pass on extreme thanks to a lady who works in your Lichfield store. She brought in a handbag that she bought 6 months ago, the handle had fallen off. They said that she could either swap it for another (different) bag or refund.

@artworksedu @NewbyPrimary Love these!

Figures sculptures this week @NewbyPrimary ready for some paper mache !

Has anybody done the same art lesson throughout the school to show progression? Which one did you choose? Currently doing it and am so curious & excited to see results.

@brassoteach Genuinely, being a barmaid. It’s so much fun.

@philsharrock Yes! And there’s a Zoom link I need to click on messenger 😩😩

Anyone else's Facebook gone down? I'm in the UK.

@LJGuyatt it seems everything is down! Hopefully you see this message and don’t think I’ve forgotten/am being very rude!

@LJGuyatt so sorry - I can’t get into Facebook to click the Zoom link, it’s down! I’m trying every Avenue to get hold of you 😅